JV Ballin’ Night Thread

As noted this morning, I won’t be around much tonight.  I will likely still read the comments, as long as my battery holds out.  They picked a good weekend to schedule this opera, as this late slate is liquid shit.

Cal (-1.5) at Stanford (7:00, Pac12)

I always like this game, as the hatred is legitimate.  It’s scary that the Golden Shower Bears could be favoUred on the road against ANYBODY, but both of these teams are fucked beyond fuckedness.

Oregon (+3) at Utah (7:30, ABC)

So, Cal is favored on the road, but not Quack Attack?  I mean, everyone who wants to see Cincy get their shot would love a Team Secular Big Love win, but let’s be real – the post-Condi Committee will just slip Notre Dame in again.

Auburn (-7.5) at South Cakalaky (7:00, ESPN)

Look, I told you it was a bad window.  Believe me NOW?

Oklahoma State (+10) at Texas Tech (8:00, Fox)

Oh man, talk about your banana skin fixtures.  I wouldn’t be surprised if Guns Up!! wiped their asses with BDSM State, and they’d probably like it.

Arizona State (+3) at Oregon State (10:30, ESPN)

Only one half-watchable Tweaker Fixture, too.  It’s easy money, though – bet on Niiiiiiiccccce Beaver, to win straight up.