Meanwhile, Behind 7 Proxies…

INT. CYBER CAFE SOMEWHERE IN SOUTHEAST ASIA – NIGHT

A shadowy figure sits behind a terminal, tapping absently at the keys.  He perks up.

SHADOWY FIGURE: Well this looks to be interesting…

The shadowy figure reaches into a a tattered rucksack at his feet labeled “5CHAN”.  He pulls out a pair of wireless earbuds and puts them in. He grimaces as we overhear VOICE 1 loudly shout something, though it’s not entirely intelligible.  5CHAN adjusts the volume control on his laptop and the audio feed changes so the voices become clear.

VOICE 2: It’s me.

VOICE 1: Ah.  You have news for me.

VOICE 2: I do – Phase 1 is now complete.

VOICE 1: Excellent.  So the game has definitely been moved to Monday?

VOICE 2: Yes.  And two more have been moved to Tuesday.

VOICE 1: [audibly pleased] Superb.

VOICE 2: You were right, the fans have been absolutely livid.

VOICE 1: Yes, that was inevitable, no matter which decision they made.  I’m pleased that they are headed down my preferred path, though.  It will make things simpler moving forward.

VOICE 2: They seem to believe that if they can make it through this week, this will all blow over.

VOICE 1: Yes, isn’t it pretty to think so?

VOICE 2: [a pause] Hemingway?

VOICE 1: Indeed.  I’m very pleased with the results you’ve delivered here.  You’ve gone above and beyond. I won’t forget that.

VOICE 2: Thank you.  I’ll await further instructions.

VOICE 1: Good day, Ms. Rice.

VOICE 2: Good day, Mr. Davis.

— [END CALL] —

 

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Gumbygirl

Ain’t no time to wonder why, whoopee we’re all gonna die!

litre_cola

Fuck. So excited to go to Hamilton to see US v Canada in Jan and I got tickets as they sold out like a Barry Manilow concert in West Palm Beach.

No way that is happening.

WCS

AL;L YOURE GAM3S OUT BEELONG TO ME;; n00bs
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King Hippo

NC State v. Richmond at a neutral site. for some unknown reason! What a treat for dozens of Charlotteans looking to get out of the rain!!

yeah right

Turns out our newly annointed plague lord ain’t done fucking with us.

King Hippo

my sportsbook has also been offline all day, it is a cold and terrible feeling

ArmedandHammered

Oh yes, 5Chan is back baby! Awesome!