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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Asian Chili Garlic Shrimp and Random Store Bought Product Review!
Good morning again all Welcome. It’s Oscar Sunday, Selection Sunday, final round of the Player’s Championship and the semi-finals get started in the World…
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Meanwhile, in Pittsburgh
INT. WALTER J. ZALEWSKI FUNERAL HOME – DAY. A large group of people mill about the largest room in the funeral home. As it…
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Meanwhile, at Spaghetti Camp Headquarters
INT. HOME OFFICE IN EVIL LAIR I MEAN WELL-APPOINTED MANSION – DAY An older man is seated behind a large mahogany desk, his hands…
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Meanwhile, Behind 7 Proxies…
INT. CYBER CAFE SOMEWHERE IN SOUTHEAST ASIA – NIGHT A shadowy figure sits behind a terminal, tapping absently at the keys. He perks up.…
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Meanwhile, in Henderson…
INT. EVIL LAIR I MEAN WELL-APPOINTED MANSION – DAY An older man sits in a leather chair in his front parlor. He is surrounded…
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That’s My 2021 Raiders! Season Preview
EXT. OAKLAND RAIDERS SHARED HOUSE – DAY Establishing shot and title card. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: The Las Vegas Home for Imaginary Raiders [sic] is…
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THAT’S MY RAIQERS! YOUR 2020 OAKLAND I MEAN LAS VEGAS RAIDERS SEASON PREVIEW
INT. RAIDERS TEAM HEADQUARTERS – DAY A team owner sits behind a large desk with noticeably rounded corners. He sets a binder on the…
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A Slapdash Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Apologies for the stuntedness, but real life threw up some obstacles today. Besides, with July 4th on Friday, it doesn’t appear anyone at the…
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Meanwhile, in Overland Park…
EXT. SUBURBAN STREET – DAY A very young boy plays by himself with a football on the lawn in front of a nondescript suburban…
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Meanwhile, in Jupiter…
INT. POLICE STATION FRONT DESK – DAY A weary-looking Hispanic female officer sits behind a divider that separates the police station bullpen from the…