Jets! Steel! This Can’t End Well. Your Last Open Thread

It’s been a long day. The Giants lost like a big buncha losers. (typing this at 12:54 EST) Just as an aside, I wish I had the blind, unwarranted  confidence of a Chris Berman-he’s so far past irrelevance and yet he waddles out there every Sunday like he owns the fricking place. Fuck him. Where were we? Oh yeah…

To The Game!

Jets/Steelers:

-Fantasy monkeys are all ascared about wr Wilson’s prospects now that Davante is on the field. Yeah, that uber-talented dude now gets covered by the other team’s #1 cb at least 50% less. Boo Hoo.

-Speaking of, there’s talk of how many plays Adams will be involved in but there’s got to be some routes that Mr. Research and his best buddy know by heart. I just hope that Lazard’s heart isn’t broken because Aaron is moving on.

-It’s yet another standalone game for the Jets-I guess the league thinks that polarizing nutbars that do their own homework bump up the viewership. [thinks for a bit] They’re probably not wrong.

-Useful Poll Results: A majority of Jets fans approved of the latest trade. Duh.

-Beware T.J. Watt, especially since Rodgers leg issues have caused him to be sacked 11 times and hit 30 more times in the last three tilts.

-Do you think Wilson is washed? I do. And yet here he is, trying to breathe some life into an Arthur Smith offense that would have been mid-level in the 80’s.

-Seriously, way back in the day Wilson was a great deep-ball tosser and Pitt only has that Pickens dude that can go long. I’m guessing Sauce has that covered as is the way with his people/emulsions.

Take it away brothers and sisters.

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