Hey.
We’re into the playoffs now!
Well, some of us were…
And now some of us aren’t.
It seems like just yesterday was draft day, and now here we are, down to the last few games. Thoughts of promotions and fears of relegation were new, fresh and exciting. Now most of us are sifting through the ashes of another lost campaign; what roster moves could have been made? Which ones were to be avoided? Injuries can turn a sure-fire lead pipe lock to an albatross that fills your IR roster spots for weeks, or maybe the rest of the season. A select few still have golden idols of victory to strive toward, ever onward to clutch that fleeting feeling of sublime accomplishment; earning the title of Fantasy Football Champion!
Those not participating any longer (until next season):
Let’s see who’s left.
Freezer Vodka League
Huh. Would you look at that? Three of the four top teams lost their games and any hopes of Big Turk/Shitty Vodka glory.
That leaves JD’s Chesterfield Dreams, Dead Hobos, AJ Hawk Tua Tagovailoa and Musical War Propheteers in the chase for a Championship.
Contractually Obligated Reminder: The Schlitzstains, Unnatural Gas, Free Thursday Night Points, and Big Bag of Suck will be relegated to Lowratio League to make way for the fresh fish in Lowratio League’s Promotion Zone. And who will that be?
Lowratio League
1st Round/Week 15 Results
We have our four (4) teams being promoted to Freezer Vodka locked up! Congratulations are in order for Shiba is for the People! and War and Peace. They join Duke’s Chicago Waffles and Gumbygirl’s Felonious Monks in the playoff semifinals on the road to the Lowratio League Championship.
Bearsenschiesse Barons will face off against Rod Rust never sleeps for the dubious honor of being the highest ranked team (5th place) that gets left behind for another season in Lowratio League. That’s just bulletin board material for next season. #RiseAndGrind #NoDaysOff #MakeBetterLifeChoices
What do next week’s LL match ups look like? Well, I am glad you asked!
2nd Round/Semifinals/Week 16 Match Ups
Until Next Time!
