Welp, these will be brief because today is a regular work day. Don’t shed a tear, it’s for the greater good. (The Greater Good) I’ll be free and clear for FOUR complete days, which almost never happens. Every team is playing but somehow there’s only one game that grabs me by the crotch. Nice going, Shield.

To The Games!

Falcons/Giants:

Oh no, ATL is on the road, how will they ever win? Penix gets the start and he’ll be airing it out because he has a much bigger arm than Cousins. London and Mooney should be able to get behind the Giants cb’s just like everyone else has.

Lions/Bears:

Chicago would appear to be cannon fodder as Detroit looks to get right after last week’s loss.

Browns/Bengals:

Burrow is going to be a lovely trivia question a few years from now. It’ll go along the lines of, “Which player threw X amount of yards and Y amount of TD’s and didn’t win MVP?”

Titans/Colts:

Are you up for a punting exhibition?

Rams/Jets:

LA’s offense seems to have found another gear and I hope the Jets get humiliated. Their once respectable defense has given up the ghost and following their leader, most guys are looking to blame someone else for problems of their own making.

Eagles/Commies:

Saquon’s assault on the MVP trophy seems to have run out of gas. Much like always, I suspect he’s breaking down because that’s what he does when gets a fair amount of usage. No worries though, everyone else has got it in a higher gear-that offense is fearful when fully engaged.

Cards/Panthers:

Who dropped this dirty bomb in our laps? Carolina has been keeping it close these days (last week is the exception) so I expect this to be a trap game for an Arizona team that is looking for an excuse to falter down the stretch.

Have fun folks.