O come, all ye drunkards,
Boozed up and recumbent!
O come ye, O come ye to
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Come and behold Him
Born the King of Footsie!
O come, let us adore Him, (3×)
Rex Ryaaaan the Lord.
How the fuck you doin’, boys?
It’s kind, damn kind of you to invite me to this fine Christmas Eve. Although to be honest, Rob and I have always preferred Saturnalia, on account of all the gambling, the orgies, things of that nature.
But Christmas is great too. You know how much I love stuffed stockings all year ’round. And one year we were in Amsterdam when those Dutch bastards put out their wooden shoes…well, it put the Red Light District to shame, let me tell you what.
Regardless of what you are celebrating, the shit-throwing monkeys who run this site asked me to wish you a Merry Whateverthefuck and a Happy Fuck Your Mother.
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AUTHORS NOTE: Remember to set your lineups, make your picks and renew your Netflix free trial- we’ve got football tomorrow!
