Things get very tense in this here slate. The games? Sure. But we’ll get to Geno Smith eventually.
To The Games!
Chiefs/Broncos:
Redshirt of all folks knows what the score is here. Denver gets the advantage of home and their starters actually playing. Kansas City gets the advantage of always, always winning squeakers.
Chargers/Raiders:
Vegas has their draft pick and lousy reputation to protect so I think they’ll roll over and ask for a belly rub.
Seahawks/Rams:
Nothing on the line for Seattle but Geno is staring at 6 mil if things fall right. He needs 186 yards passing for a cool 2mil, if he passes at a 70% completion rate that’s another cool 2 mil and if he gets the W that’s 10 for the year and the last 2 mil kicks in. His base salary is 12.7 so that’s quite a nice chunk.
Fins/Jets:
I don’t know that I could ever say, “I’m in Aaron Rodgers’ corner!” but desperate times, etc. If only the Jets had the semblance of a good team you know that Miami would never stand a chance because they just can’t beat teams that play .500+ ball.
Niners/Cards:
The Blown Opportunities Bowl. Had things swung slightly in another direction we’d be looking at a battle for first in the division but the Cards are the Cards and the Niners just had too much adversity to overcome.
Get out there! (but stretch first)
Hansen thanking entire red zone staff before they are all replaced by some dogshit AI
Aaron Rodgers Hall of Fame speech is going to be lit.
Like a low key Alex Jones rant.
willr ant about all the times hes been the new Denver airport
I’ve been drinking and I have an untouched bottle of vodka in the freezer.
I hope everything and everyone dies.
Bears GM disconnecting phone line before Dolphins DC can return his call
Not even the Zionist Occupied Government could stop Rogers from getting that 3rd TD.
So. Rodgers to the Vikings next season?
So the prophecy has foretold