Request Line: NFC East

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY

All the lights in the studio are burning brightly.  DJ 3000′ boots up…

…to see a cheerful and relaxed HUNTER RENFROW sitting at one of the desks, talking on the phone. 

DJ 3000′: [flashes its console lights in greeting]

HUNTER RENFROW: [acknowledges the greeting, holds up a finger]…well thank you so much, I’ll be sure to get there before 3 p.m. to pick it up.  I can’t thank you enough for accommodating me on the special request!

HUNTER RENFROW hangs up the phone, then sits back with a contented sigh.

DJ 3000′: WHAT’S HAPPENING?

HUNTER RENFROW: I just finished the last of my prom preparations.

DJ 3000′: WELL DONE!

HUNTER RENFROW: Thanks.  You know, I think Rachel Dunbarton and I are going to have a really good time.

DJ 3000′: I’M GLAD TO HEAR.  SO LET’S RUN DOWN THE CHECKLIST AND MAKE SURE YOU HAVEN’T FORGOTTEN ANYTHING.  TRANSPORTATION?

HUNTER RENFROW: Check. Old Man Biletnikoff is letting me borrow his Cadillac Series 62.

DJ 3000′: THAT’S VERY GENEROUS OF HIM.  ATTIRE?

HUNTER RENFROW: Check.  Just got off the phone with the tuxedo shop.  Wait until you see my vest and tie!

DJ 3000′: [engages BART SCOTT voice module] CAN’T WAIT!  CORSAGE?

HUNTER RENFROW: Check.

DJ 3000′: PROTECTION?

HUNTER RENFROW: Check. [holds up item]

DJ 3000′: THAT’S NOT WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT.  YOU’RE NOT REALLY BRINGING A GUN TO PROM, ARE YOU?

HUNTER RENFROW: I mean, it’s Soscatee High School. If you leave your EDC at home for social events where they don’t have the metal detectors set up you might as well be wearing a prom gown.

DJ 3000′: E-D-C?

HUNTER RENFROW: Every Day Carry.

DJ 3000′: I VERY STRONGLY DISCOURAGE YOU FROM BRINGING THAT THING.

HUNTER RENFROW: [imitates Hans Gruber’s voice] I’ll take that under advisement, Mr. DJ 3000′.

DJ 3000′: LET ME INCENTIVIZE YOU A LITTLE. IF YOU LEAVE THAT AT HOME I WILL GUARANTEE THAT YOU GET LUCKY ON PROM NIGHT.

HUNTER RENFROW: Really?

DJ 3000′: WELL, IN AS MUCH THAT I WILL HACK INTO THE CITY’S TRAFFIC GRID AND ENSURE THAT YOU WILL NOT HIT A SINGLE RED LIGHT ALL EVENING.

HUNTER RENFROW: All right, fine. What else?

DJ 3000′: PHOTOGRAPHS?

HUNTER RENFROW: Check. The prom committee hired an official photographer.

DJ 3000′: REQUEST LINE TOPIC?

HUNTER RENFROW: Ch…uh…oh.  Ah, nuts.

DJ 3000′: IT’S OKAY, WE’VE GOT ONE LAST DIVISION WE CAN USE: THE NFC EAST.

HUNTER RENFROW: All right.  So we’re looking for songs about the Philadelphia Eagles, the Dallas Cowboys, the New York Giants, and the…uh…wait, what’s Washington’s team called these days?

DJ 3000′: RIGHT NOW IT’S STILL THE COMMANDERS.  BUT SOME CHILD MOLESTER IS TRYING TO STRONG-ARM THEM INTO CHANGING BACK.

HUNTER RENFROW: Huh. So I guess there’s some flexibility there.  I have an idea – want to get us rolling with a quad shot?

DJ 3000′: SURE!

HUNTER RENFROW: All right then. Please cue up a little Steve Miller Band, some Boys Don’t Cry, They Might Be Giants, and, um…how about a little Sly Foxx?

Today’s theme is the NFC East.  We’re looking for stuff that’s complicated, nonsensical, or just straight-up pretentious. Please post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?45(r0Ft_5o4R” and they should embed in the comments after you refresh.  Last week’s puzzle answer of “The Trees” by Rush was solved by BeefReeferLives.  Off we go!