Sexy Friday – 20250808

TGIF! Preseason football has arrived! So many third stringers. And season ending injuries. Fun times.

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Karma! Sometimes it actually happens.

Start: Two men attempt to break in a bank. They were unsuccessful but police were called already.
Karma: A police car spotted the two men (easily identifiable by the crowbars still in their hands) and started a pursuit. The two men fled to a field and actually eluded the police. Flummoxed, the police car stopped and they got out to take a look around, only to hear moaning. Turns out, they ran over one the men.

Start: A guy steals a car and gets into a high speed chase with the cops. He gets out of sight long enough to exit the car and hide in a house.
Karma: That homeowner just happened to be home at the time, and that homeowner just happened to have a samurai sword handy. Which he pointed at the intruder’s face and walk him outside and hold him there until police arrived.

Start: A man (you ladies really need to step your shenanigans) decided to rob a idling car. So he reached in and grabbed a bag.
Karma: Well this was in Australia and the driver of the car just happened to be a local snake catcher. And, yep, that bag did indeed have a snake in it. A four foot long venomous snake. Sadly, the man survived.

Start: In rural Alabama (roll tide) another man broke into a home.
Karma: While this man was loading his truck with furniture and other items from the home, the homeowner’s son showed up.That son of course had a handgun in his vehicle but no phone to call the police. So he pulled the gun on the robber. Not knowing what to do, he forced the robber to mow the lawn with the push mower. Once finished, he also got the robber’s driver license, then let him leave. Police used the driver license to track him down. Imagine doing yard work for someone for no pay, now that’s robbery.

Start: A county jail inmate managed to escape.
Karma: He escaped to the jail’s parking lot where he located a fire exit door. As the authorities descended upon him, he turned to salute them, assured of his freedom. Then he ran through the door and straight into a brick wall and knocked himself unconscious. Honestly, I was hoping for a fall from several stories up, but alas.

The moral of these stories is that crime pays. More accurately, it pays back in bad karma.

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