Playing Football Version of Clue: Green Bay with the Dagger at Lambeau Field

Baltimore has a 6.2% chance of making the playoffs and Green Bay can put their slight hopes to rest. Will they though?

To The Game!

Ravens/Packers:

-At the QB spot, Willis is spelling Love because the latter is having trouble spelling because of the head ouchie.

-On the other side of the field, one-time Pro Bowler Tyler Huntley should get the start (I hope he does because back injuries shouldn’t be chanced by Lamar)

-Games featuring backups are always interesting to me because the probability of some sort of bananacakes scenario is more likely to arise.

-Both these teams are lousy vs the spread and given the above, you bettors out there should steer clear.

-Also, both teams are coming off one-score losses.

-The talk of King Henry being done is overwrought. In three of his last four outings he’s averaged 6, 9.1 and 7.1 ypc but you know sports yakkers-they always want to claim that they called it. (pay no attention to my insisting that Los Panteros would make the playoffs way back when. That was totally different)

-The Packers haven’t had a single sack since Parsons went down. That dude was doing more heavy lifting than Vasily Alekseyev during the Munich Olympics.

Do yer jerb.