Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Gone Fishing

Happy Friday once again! This week is kind of a parenting win for me. I don’t know how I did it, but I got Sharkette into watching cooking shows. The French Chef and Julia and Jacques: Cooking at home. I don’t know why she likes it so much, but I’ll take it! It’s better than most of the crap kids shows out there and if it inspires her to want to help me cook in the kitchen more, then I’m all for it! What does this have to do with drinking a cocktail? Well when we were watching Julia prepare a roast suckling pig (one of my daughter’s favorites and I don’t know why) I remembered an article I read not too long ago, about a drink that she would serve with Goldfish at parties. Having two kids, we constantly have Goldfish on hand, and I wanted to try it. She served a “wet’ or reverse martini with the crackers. Having never had one prepared this way, I went for it. I used the “dry” martini recipe from my Martini cocktail book, and inversed the proportions:

Reverse Martini

2 oz. Dry vermouth

1 oz. London dry gin

Strip of lemon peel for garnish

Combine the gin and vermouth in a cocktail shaker or mixing glass, filled with ice. Shake or stir as desired. Strain into a coupe glass. Garnish with the lemon peel

Strong citrus aromas on top. The lemon really shines through. I get some of the distinct dry vermouth smells as well. Nothing from the gin. No surprise to me here. The doubling of the vermouth is enough to mask it’s distinctive signature scent. Overall, it has a very pleasant aroma.

Just like the aforementioned aromas, the dry vermouth is the star on the palate as well. However, given the dry vermouth is the frontrunner of ingredient flavors, it isn’t as dry as you would expect. The gin, a London Dry, normally adds the signature “dry” flavors in a martini. But since that has been overshadowed in both smell and taste, this is actually known as a “wet” martini. The vermouth absolutely dominates the taste buds. I get a little bit of lemon and citrus that come through at the end, but only ever so slightly. The vermouth absolutely dominates the flavor. The gin, I can get a little taste of, somewhere in the sip, but it’s very fleeting, and goes about as fast as it comes. It finished basically the same, with a little hint of vermouth leftover on the palate, but it dissipates fairly quickly.

One advantage this drink has, is that it is quite low in ABV when compared to a normal 2:1 ratio dry martini. Less spirit and more vermouth leads to the lower percentage. Considering that, this is a good choice for someone wanting a martini, but may not want a full strength one, or someone that wants a couple in a sitting and still wants to be functional after imbibing. As to the goldfish, they are an excellent accompaniment to this drink. The salty cracker plays nicely with the flavors going on in the drink, and because it has less booze than a regular martini, having a sip after eating some crackers isn’t as intense of a palate shock as a normal martini is.

Now the question is, would I make this again. The answer is…maybe? I’m kind of torn here. On one hand, I prefer my drinks stronger so this isn’t exactly in my wheelhouse normally. However, the lower ABV, and intensity does give you the ability to have a few and not be completely useless afterwards. Plus, the goldfish pairing is a nice touch and a welcome compliment. Perhaps this will become a more regular feature when I want a post work beverage.

(Banner image courtesy Matthew Tetrault Photography)

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Sharkbait has not actually been bitten by a shark, but has told people in bars that he was for free drinks. Married to a Giants fan, he enjoys whisk(e)y, cooking, the Rangers, and the Patriots.
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BeefReeferLives

So, what did Sharkette think of the paring?

Game Time Decision

also, which favoUr of goldfish was used?

Game Time Decision

I always loved the Xtra Cheddar Cheese and Pretzel mixed ones

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Game Time Decision

also not trying to start a new cookie war
/i assume that goldfish crackers are somehow a sandwich
//and that this will effect the Leafs playoff chances, just not sure how

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Pizza for me.

BeefReeferLives

I wonder if Goldfish that had some “nam pla” fish sauce in them would sell?

Might be nice with a cocktail at a Thai bar….

Redshirt

https://www.cnn.com/2025/02/21/politics/rich-mccormick-georgia-trump/index.html

It would’ve been hilarious if it was Uber-Karen Marge, but I guess this is sort of progress.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“A lot of the work they do is duplicitous with AI…”

I’m sure he meant to say “duplicative” but it’s telling that CNN either made the mistake when transcribing it and/or didn’t think to mention that he’s basically accusing the CDC of being in cahoots with DJ 3000′.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Have you seen the lady who makes weird martinis on instagram? Feel like that would be right up your alley, tbd on the kid.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFlgDPYShT8/?igsh=YzZkdzhueDBubXl0

BeefReeferLives

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LemonJello

At last something Olivia and Eli can share* and enjoy together.

*Eli really needs to work on his sharing of snacks

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“This post might as well have been about elves and sorcerers and dragons for all the factual information it contains – everyone knows that wet martinis are a myth.” – Ben Shapiro

blaxabbath

That’s a yacht party drink right there!

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Gumbygirl

I’m pretty sure this is one of the signs of the Apocalypse. Stop, drop,and roll!

Jimbo

Is it one of the 7?

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