Baltimore has a 6.2% chance of making the playoffs and Green Bay can put their slight hopes to rest. Will they though?
To The Game!
Ravens/Packers:
-At the QB spot, Willis is spelling Love because the latter is having trouble spelling because of the head ouchie.
-On the other side of the field, one-time Pro Bowler Tyler Huntley should get the start (I hope he does because back injuries shouldn’t be chanced by Lamar)
-Games featuring backups are always interesting to me because the probability of some sort of bananacakes scenario is more likely to arise.
-Both these teams are lousy vs the spread and given the above, you bettors out there should steer clear.
-Also, both teams are coming off one-score losses.
-The talk of King Henry being done is overwrought. In three of his last four outings he’s averaged 6, 9.1 and 7.1 ypc but you know sports yakkers-they always want to claim that they called it. (pay no attention to my insisting that Los Panteros would make the playoffs way back when. That was totally different)
-The Packers haven’t had a single sack since Parsons went down. That dude was doing more heavy lifting than Vasily Alekseyev during the Munich Olympics.
Do yer jerb.
RIP Gerard Depardieu. You were always creepy, even for a Frenchman.
My sister and I are completely shitfaced. Woooo!
Try not to get shit on your face.
We live in the dumbest of times.
https://bsky.app/profile/vincemancini.bsky.social/post/3mayttmmkqs2q
It cannot be said enough that Idiocracy is just a take on Fahrenheit 451 because in both of them 90% of the problems of the world are because people just let automation do their work and thinking for them. But *somehow* that’s never a Discourse topic about all this chatbot slop.
It should also go without saying, but I’ll say it anyway, but someone really dropped the ball on not getting Arizona Iced Tea to sponsor that fucker.
“Lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes.”
Man goes into cage.
Cage goes into salsa.
Shark’s in the salsa.
Our shark.
I love that you knew that reference.
Those are the weirdest-looking anal beads I’ve ever seen.