Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: What A Letdown

Hello and happy Friday. After last week’s ode to the Dukes Vesper, this is gonna be a letdown. A rather large one at that because I’ve got nothing this week. A tragedy I know.

At least I’ve got good reasons? We’ve been down at FOB: Cape Cod for school vacation week. not only us, but my sister in law and her kids came down to join us. So 4 adults and 4 kids makes a full house, so my time for creative cocktailing has been hamstrung. Don’t get me wrong, between the adults, plenty of beers, Gin and tonics, and glasses of wine have been consumed. 4 kids running around  all day will require that.

So, this’ll be a thread get used to the new format (which hopefully reduces the issues we’ve been having), as well as a thread to openly mock our favorite teams draft picks, extramarital affairs, or for the lesser footy sort, bottling of titles, chances for Europe, and if a multi-billion pound club is going to Lincoln away next season.

Have at it, apologies for no drink to write about this week, and enjoy the weekend.

(Banner image courtesy Matthew Tetrault Photography)

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Post more gin and tonics, coward

Doktor Zymm

I took today off work, but I still did my normal 5:30 am gym session and now I’m reading in bed with a nap planned after an early lunch and I just realized I could totally have a glass of wine too! Woohoo!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I can’t wait for the FBI director to run into a telephone pole and get a DUI so we can start calling him Crash Patel.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Think he’ll take a page from Louis CK’s book and then you can call him Flash Patel?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Or do the Louis CK maneuver but when he starts trying to [redacted] he’s unable to get an [erdacted] and then we can call him Mash Patel.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Actually that would be a fun twitter hoax to get running; someone’s friend is a DC escort who “had her ride canceled” because after a solid hour he couldn’t get it up.

Doktor Zymm

Do you think Italy would get involved in the Iran ‘negotiations’ if they could get Iran to give them their World Cup spot?

2Pack

Experience speaking here. Italians involved in any negotiation will without a doubt :
1- Greatly extend the negotiation.
2- Generate coffee breaks galore.
3- In the end leave more loose threads than a sweater attacked by a pack of wild dogs.

Senor Weaselo

Apparently the Italian sports minister said no, but who knows what even more money’ll get you?

2Pack

Enjoy your vacation.

2Pack

I’ll be on permanent vacation.
Today was my last day of work. 49 years with over a years worth of sick leave converted to give me credit for 50.

And the wheels are still on and rolling (looks around furiously for wood to knock on)… I’m a fortunate fellow.

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Doktor Zymm

Congrats!

yeah right

Well earned my friend.

Enjoy!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I can’t believe you left behind two unfinished wars, smh.

/but seriously, congrats

Gumbygirl

Let the wild rumpus begin!

Senor Weaselo

Auguri!

Gatoraids

enjoy last month was the first time I’ve ever worked with someone who managed to retire.

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