Trent Richardson somehow lands another contract; joins CFL Roughriders

In surprising news north of the border, Trent Richardson has yet again inexplicably extended his football career by signing with the CFL’s Saskatchewan Roughriders. No current contract details were announced, but he should be joining the team immediately, considering that starting back Cameron Marshall is currently nursing a knee injury and backup Kienan LaFrance is performing poorly in Marshall’s absence.

Clearly, his time training at the Jay Cutler Nine Football Lives Academy in each offseason has continued to pay off.