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Sex Cannon Soars Like a… Falcon

Duchess

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***BREAKING NEWS***

Hotlanta just got a little bit hotter. The Sex Cannon just signed a 1-year deal to compete for the backup QB position behind Matt Ryan in Atlanta. That Kyle Shanahan knows a good thing when he see it.

Rex is being brought in to show TJ Yates and Sean Renfree how to sling it deep. I recommend favoriting fivethirtyeight.com now so you can check back in nine months to see how big of a baby boom Atlanta is about to experience.

(Source: ESPN)

UPDATE
Rex has a new verified twitter account.

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CBQUE

Okay The Gold Club in Atlanta better hold on, becuase The SEX CANNON is in town. AWWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!. It’s about to get HAWT UP IN HEEEERREEE. Honestly the fact that Rex Grossman is still in The NFL amazes me.

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Senor Weaselo

“Twitter? That’s not all I did with her last night.” -Rex Grossman

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Porky Prime

Or maybe NFL.com had a lot of maternity-size Falcons gear to get rid of?

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Porky Prime

Are we sure this isnt a false alarm? Like a reporter called Rex to ask what he was doing, and Rex’s breathless reply was misinterpreted as “I’m a Falcon now”?

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Enrico Pallazzo

The Sex Cannon does not discriminate. He will handle all the black chicks in Atlanta.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The only reason the word “soar” should be used in a post about Rex Grossman is in referring to how the ladies feel after their foxhole has spent an evening under bombardment from the Sex Cannon.

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MikeMartzColorsDontRun

THE PUNNERY IS REAL, YESSS

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SonOfSpam

Georgia, Georgia
The whole year long
Just some sweet poontang
Keeps Georgia on my dong

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jjfozz

When Rex is done, and two years pass, that city will be known at Tot-lanta

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aceg

I don’t know JJ… while sexy-Rexy shits on slant passes and condom use, he’s doing work in the “A” of the dirty-dirty-south. Not sure that will produce wee ones.

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trollsoharduniversity

Pretty disappointed that the didn’t end up in Buffalo.

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Duchess

Rex apparently didn’t like Rex’s foot work. Now which Rex was talking about the other Rex I do not know.

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blaxabbath

Looks like crowd noise won’t be the only thing being pumped in at 10,000 decibels in Atlanta this season!

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Duchess

Damn now that is KOTW material.

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blaxabbath

I like to play.

http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l98s6aSTdI1qddjb4o1_500.gif

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mclamb86

I believe you measure that in milliliters. You better believe it’s more than 56!

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