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A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Be Vast Improvements On The Name Of The Washington NFL Team
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Actually they should just be the Washington Dans and put Snyder’s head on the helmet instead of a Native American. Except it might be too small to show up on TV.
I don’t think you’re allowed to show penises on TV…
I just realized that the email notification of a new DFO post, which contains the first 2 or 3 lines of the post, in this case contained the entire text of the post. Which is awesome.
It’s a good thing DFO doesn’t pay by the word.
Washington Gridlock
Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2020 Washington Roger Goodell is a national disgraces.
Because even in these polarized times all can agree on some things.
“YOU WISH YOU COULD BE CALLED THE PATRIOTS! THEY HATE US CAUSE THEY AIN’T US. NO ONE DENIES THIS!”
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Waste-a-ton of draft picks
Whoa, a team called the Texans? That might be a bridge too far.
Washington Teardowns
Washington Swamp People
Washington Swamp Rats
Because of what they do to their fans – Washington Santorum
Washington Rough Riders
Wait, that would be confusing. Make it “Ruff Riders.”
Yonkers Ruff Ryders, a DMXFL squad.
Washington Leg Breakers
Even better, Washington Femur Explosions
This would get BOLTMAN’S vote.
I was definitely going to use the image of Joe Theismann’s injury from The Simpsons as the banner image, until I realized it happens offscreen and you only hear the crunch.
Washington Red Zone Kneelers
“Washington Barefeet? Stills sounds kinda native…but, feet, ya know?”
“Nah, bro. Washington Lone Wolves. That’s a kickass name.”
Washington Grand Wizards
/this is sooo bad
“Wait, I didn’t realize that was an option! We’ll duel for it!” – Jerral
The Washington “4 and 12’s”
Or 4th and 12’s!
Washington Let give the locals dirty, diseased blankets for all their lands
“The Purple Monkey Dishwashers is available, right?”
Washington Weasels
I cannot in good faith endorse this.
“I’ve got the perfect name in mind.”
I would actually endorse the Washington Bitchin’ Camaros.
Washington Unindicted Phone Slammers
Washington Illegal Tree Cutters
Washington Little Men
Who Want to Feel Like a Big Man.
The Washington Football Team Center at the George Mason University
Washington DC Footballers of Landover
Washington Confederates
Texans? Who would name a team “Texans”?
Yeah, he was just making up words at the end..
You found me out 🙁
Washington Draft Busts
Washington Putins
Washington Dan Snyder Is A Waste Oxygen
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