Is The Glass Half Full Or Half Empty?

Here’s the thing about the glass half full/half empty argument. It’s not even half full. It’s like, maybe a quarter, tops. Look at it! Look at that glass! Shit, did someone drink out of my glass? I swear it was half full before. Goddammit, who drank out of my glass?!! I had a more-than-half full glass here and now there is less than a quarter left. HAVE YOU NO RESPECT FOR OTHER PEOPLE’S DRINKS? What if I just came along and drank and ate everything that is yours? Shit. And fucking no one is coming forward either. Way to own up to it, cowards. Jesus, I just wanted to drink my half-full drink. God, I’m so thirsty.

You know, actually I think I did drink it. Yeah, it was me. I forgot.

Upon a closer look, this was not my glass. Sorry to whoever’s drink I took.