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Fresh Set of Eyes: Lucky Trouble (Vykrutasy)

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Ian Scott McCormick - July 24, 2019July 24, 2019
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Lucky Trouble is a 2011 Russian RomCom where a rag tag bunch of homeless kids shock the world and become the U12 National Champions of Russia. Wait, that doesn't sound right. I'm going to check the movie poster. Yup, that's a RomCom all right. Anyway, somebody told me to stop reviewing

Fresh Set of Eyes: Love And Pigeons

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Ian Scott McCormick - July 17, 2019July 17, 2019
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Love and Doves/Pigeons is the story of a moron who cheats on his wife, hurts everybody, and then reenters the picture. Or as the Soviets called it, "A Romantic Comedy." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_C4TpPSCQ4 This movie is really divided into three parts, so I'll separate it accordingly. Part 1: Spinning Our Wheels This is not Act I. Act

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