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David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 10: The Gentle Kiss Of The Red-Hot Poker

Good morning. Have a seat. Oh, I see. Well, maybe grab that throw pillow in the corner there and give it a try. Ah,…

Good morning, patient. That’s quite the nasty bite you’ve got on your finger. Looks like a canine tooth… Oh, I see. Yes, that’s fine,…

Good morning. You sure have had a lot of visits with me this past while. Is the NFL covering your co-pay or something? At…

Good morning. I’ve heard claims of lots of happy Rams fans out there this week, but curiously, I haven’t seen any yet thus far.…

Good morning. We’re four days from the Super Bowl! We’re also five days away from my favorite day on the calendar: the day the…

Good morning. You’re back again? Talk about bad luck. What is it this time? A burning sensation, you say? Front side, or back? Oh,…

Good morning, patient. Please forgive me if I’m a bit unfocused today… I’m rather hungover. Yes, I know the Divisional Round was four days…

Good morning. Dr. Chao is in. Thank you for your visit. I’ve just looked over your charts here, and I see that the reason…

Good morning! Thank you for stopping by for your weekly checkup with me. I trust you’ve paid up front already? Good. I’ve got a…

Hi, everybody! I’m Dr. David J. Chao. You may know me from Twitter as ProFootballDoc, where I give insight on potential player injuries as…