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David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 19: Tried and True Trepanation

Good morning. Headaches again, huh? Let me just go get the Black and Decker. All my other instruments are still in the autoclave. Oh,…

Good morning. Thanks for stopping by. I’m just rushing out to play golf, but I have a few seconds to take a look at…

Good morning. I have the medical reports requested for your NFL Draft preparation; my only caveat is that you don’t ask how I managed…

Good morning. I just read your charts from before; I understand the voices in your head this week are telling you that you’re in…

Good morning! I… Oh. I see. Yeah, I can get you some Plan B, but you really need to be more discreet about this…

Tylenol? Here, take the whole bottle. I know it’s probably not strictly ethical for me to give you this many all at once, but…

Look, I know you’re frustrated about not being able to sleep, but I don’t do pediatrics – I’m sorry. No, Darren Sproles doesn’t count!…

I’m going to have to ask you to cough for me this morning. I know you’ve been up all night coughing, but you have…

Good morning. Seems you had quite the night. I must say… it’s probably better that you try and limit the number of times you…

Good morning. Have a seat. Oh, I see. Well, maybe grab that throw pillow in the corner there and give it a try. Ah,…