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Your “Well, I Guess That’s My Time…” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - July 20, 2021July 20, 2021
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NFL Notes: This sucks - Cam Akers suffered a torn Achilles while training before the start of camp.  He's out for the season. The Rams are now left with a "backfield by committee" scenario, which they also had last year before Akers emerged as the #1 back. In an

Your “Being Remembered For Being There” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - June 8, 2021June 8, 2021
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NFL Noise: As expected, Britt Reid pleaded not guilty at his formal arraignment hearing on Monday. He was charged with driving while intoxicated causing serious physical injury. He was driving about 84 mph shortly before the collision, according to the onboard computer, and had a blood alcohol level of 0.113

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Beerguyrob - May 25, 2021May 25, 2021
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NFL Nuggets: Your Deshaun/Decrimebeat! update - the discovery process began today. Unfamiliar as I am with Texas civil law, I do know that this begins the process of each side officially investigating the evidence the other party has. Depositions are scheduled to begin in September. It is unclear whether there

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