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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Where’s Statler?

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Sharkbait - October 17, 2025October 17, 2025
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Hello and welcome to yet another Friday. I'm back with another martini variant from the Savoy. Yes I'm still calling this "research" for December when I go. Though I will have to be selective where I venture out to, since I'm not going to be in the middle of things,

Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Fire In The Hole!

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Sharkbait - October 10, 2025October 10, 2025
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Hello and happy Friday! This week I chose to consult my copy of the Savoy cocktail book. Why this one specifically? I was informed earlier this week that I will be heading to London for a 2 week work trip in a couple months. I figure if I've got a

Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Crantastic Gamble

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Sharkbait - October 3, 2025October 3, 2025
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Hello and happy Friday once again! Thankfully stuff has kind of calmed down this week, with the exception of preparing to take a professional certification exam. I'm not exactly feeling confident since the training class was in July and I'm only taking the exam now but we'll see how it

Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Stat Crux Dun Volvitur Orbis

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Sharkbait - September 26, 2025September 25, 2025
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Happy Friday everyone! I'll bet you're wondering what this week's title is. It's Latin for "The cross is steady while the world turns". I picked that title for a couple reasons. 1) It's the motto of the Carthusian monks, AKA the producers of Chartreuse which this week's drink utilizes. I

Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Change of Plans

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Sharkbait - September 19, 2025September 19, 2025
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Hello there fellow football and cocktail enthusiasts. Unfortunately this week is another scramble/ thrown together post. I feel like that has become the norm the last few weeks due to re-adjusting from travel and sick kiddos. The latter reason has struck again sadly. Well... Not sick per se, but somehow

Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Island Drinks

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Sharkbait - September 12, 2025September 11, 2025
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Happy Friday and welcome back. Another grind of a week has me wiped towards the end here. Not to mention I played my first game of hockey since the end of April due to a combination of injury and travel. So I'm also sore on top of being exhausted this week.

Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Back to Reality

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Sharkbait - September 5, 2025September 5, 2025
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Oh hey, welcome back. After a 3 week travel absence and one week of recovery, I'm back here posting again! The three weeks I spent in Australia were fantastic. This was my second time, and I forgot how much I loved Sydney. Granted this time around it was as an

BFC’s Substitute Teacher Cocktail of the Week: What’s Up in Belgium?

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 22, 2025August 10, 2025
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It's been three weeks of me filing in for Sharky, and I have good news for you--your long national nightmare is over (after this one). Sharky will be back next week in his regularly scheduled time slot, and you won't have to worry about me anymore. Once he's back, he

BFC’s Substitute Teacher Cocktail of the Week–Let’s Get French

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 15, 2025August 10, 2025
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Well, Sharky still isn't back, so you're stuck with me another week. Boo fucking hoo. Let's keep our travel theme going and head over to France, where I've somehow found myself twice this summer. It was for work, mother! (Or one of the times was at least). At the risk of turning

BFC’s Substitute Teacher Cocktail of the Week–Let’s Go Irish

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 8, 2025August 6, 2025
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Banner Photo Credit from Timeout Sharky is off tonight. He was eaten by wolves is on vacation.  I'm Tits Magee. You're getting a few substitute teacher editions of cocktail of the week this month (and year?) since The Family Sharkbait (or en español Los Sharkbait) are doing some traveling (I'll leave it to him

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