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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Spritz Surprise

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Sharkbait - August 16, 2024August 16, 2024
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Happy Friday! This week's drink is a little bit of an experiment. I've been eying making more spritzes for the summer since they go so well with basically everything this time of year. Plus, they can be low ABV so you can have a ton of them and still claim

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: MOAR Olympics

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Sharkbait - August 9, 2024August 9, 2024
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Happy Olympics Friday! I know I've mentioned it in the comments before, but I'm a huge Olympics junkie. Not just for the sporting aspect, although that is a huge part. I do come by my Olympics obsession honestly. My father used to work for NBC sports, so when I was

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: I Should Have Had Something For This

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Sharkbait - August 2, 2024August 1, 2024
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Welcome to Friday! Like our illustrious man from the Monday Drafts, I took have escaped to Maine for a few days away. Now, this trip has been planned for weeks. Did I have anything planned in advance for this week? Of course not. Am I writing this in the hotel

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Vacation Vacation

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Sharkbait - July 26, 2024July 26, 2024
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Happy Friday. It's been a week. Hoo boy is been a week. Oddly enough I've been on vacation this past week. My sister, her kids and my mom also stayed with us. It's been fun, but a tiring week with four kids running around the house at all times. At

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Emotional Support Drinking

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Sharkbait - July 19, 2024July 19, 2024
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Happy Friday, hopefully not many of you are affected by Crowdstrike nuking the internet overnight. If you are, I hope the fallout is limited to not being able to work versus not being able to get on a plane and travel. Either way, at least I know if I have

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Remember Remember

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Sharkbait - July 12, 2024July 12, 2024
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Remember remember the checks calendar the 12th of July? Well I'm remembering the time I made the Remember the Maine. All the way back in the second post of this series back in 2019. Oh, the simpler times... Anyway, looking back on that post, I realized a couple things: 1) while I

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: I’m Back, Back in the Cocktail Groove

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Sharkbait - July 5, 2024July 4, 2024
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Hello once again and happy Friday. I trust everyone still has the requisite number of digits still attached to their hands after yesterday's festivities. I certainly do, and on top of that, in feeling much better after two week yous of antibiotics. I'm not 100% back yet, but that's no

Sharkbait’s (Not) Cocktail of the Week: Down With The Sickness

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Sharkbait - June 28, 2024June 28, 2024
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Life pro tip. Avoid sinus infections. I'd rate them 0/10. That's right. Due to this lingering infection, I've got nothing made this week, for the second week in a row in fact. I woke up on Fathers day to the room spinning like I was drunk, but minus all the fun

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Unique New York

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Sharkbait - June 14, 2024June 14, 2024
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Hello Friday, nice to see you again. I've been looking forward to today for a myriad of reasons: I've been poked and prodded over the last few weeks with various doctors and dentist appointments and today is the last appointment! Also the Euros start today! A month of pretending to

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Patience is a Virtue

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Sharkbait - June 7, 2024June 7, 2024
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Hooray for Friday! I've had a surprisingly busy week and needed to pivot off what I was hoping to make this week. Turns out, I hit on an excellent middle ground. I went to the Martini book for a quick and easy variant to make, and found a strong sounding

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