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[DFO] Book Club presents: A Tale Of Two Cities

  • Deluded Optimism
  • DFO Story Time
Beerguyrob - May 10, 2023May 10, 2023
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Part 8: The Game Made April 26, 2023 - Englewood, CO As George Paton surveyed the Broncos draft landscape, he couldn't help but feel a perverse sense of relief at what to most would seem an untenable situation. It all started back in February, when a sense of desperation led Paton to mortgage

[DFO] Book Club presents: A Tale Of Two Cities

  • Deluded Optimism
  • DFO Story Time
Beerguyrob - May 3, 2023May 3, 2023
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Part 7: A Knock At The Door Englewood, CO - December 27, 2022 The housekeeping was of a very frugal kind, but 5 & 12 will do that to an organization. A franchise that had been swift to remove all traces of the prior previous regime had worked double time to delete

[DFO] Book Club presents: A Tale Of Two Cities

  • Deluded Optimism
  • DFO Story Time
Beerguyrob - April 26, 2023April 27, 2023
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Part 6: The Fellows of Delicacy and No Delicacy October 31, 2022 - Heathrow Airport, London, UK At least it was going to be a pleasant plane ride home, and he was able to get Mother those duty-free chocolates she loved so much. That was what Nathaniel Hackett was thinking as he settled

[DFO] Book Club presents: A Tale Of Two Cities

  • Deluded Optimism
  • DFO Story Time
Beerguyrob - April 19, 2023April 17, 2023
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Part 5: The Best of Times ABC had done the right thing in lobbying for this game to be on Monday Night. They were so confident of their viewership totals that they eschewed their normal opening night doubleheader in favor of building up this game into must-watch TV. Plus, they had

[DFO] Book Club presents: A Tale Of Two Cities

  • Deluded Optimism
  • DFO Story Time
Beerguyrob - April 12, 2023April 6, 2023
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Part 4: The Training Camps The Broncos sure did a whole lot of nothing in the Draft. Oh sure, they had nine picks, but even the second-rounder they got from the Rams was at the end of that round so it felt like a third-rounder. The sunshine take was that that

[DFO] Book Club presents: A Tale Of Two Cities

  • Deluded Optimism
  • DFO Story Time
  • DFOing Good
Beerguyrob - April 5, 2023April 5, 2023
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Part 3: The Trade March 9 - Engelwood, Colorado “Well, I think I just landed my Manning!” George Paton seemed extremely proud of himself. He'd scanned the draft projections, and they had shown there wasn’t a projected right-now starter among the bunch, so he knew he had to do something. It didn’t help that

[DFO] Book Club presents: A Tale Of Two Cities

  • Deluded Optimism
  • DFO Story Time
  • DFOing Good
Beerguyrob - March 29, 2023March 25, 2023
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Part 2: The Rumors February 2022 - Renton, Washington The phone never stops ringing these days at the Seahawks HQ in Renton. The thing about an open secret is that, like an open marriage, there’s always someone about checking out your partner. Russell Wilson had an amazing run as Seahawks quarterback. From winning

[DFO] Book Club presents: A Tale Of Two Cities

  • Deluded Optimism
  • DFO Story Time
Beerguyrob - March 22, 2023March 21, 2023
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Part 1: The End (of the season) January 9, 2022 - Glendale, Arizona It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the

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