Request Line: Flings

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are...wait, it turns out the lights are actually on this week.  Though, as usual, it remains completely silent.  DJ 3000' boots up... …to realize that the studio remains empty. DJ 3000′: [checks calendar] OH, THAT'S RIGHT, HE'S STILL OFF IN SOUTH CAROLINA. Suddenly, the

Request Line: Politicians

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are...wait, it turns out the lights are actually on this week.  Though, as usual, it remains completely silent.  DJ 3000' boots up... …to realize that the studio is empty. DJ 3000′: [checks calendar] OH, THAT'S RIGHT, HE'S OFF THIS WEEK. Suddenly, the "incoming call"

Request Line: Ten

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY All the lights are off in the studio, and it's completely silent.  After a few moments, we see a single light begin flashing in the darkness.  Several more lights begin flashing, and it becomes clear that the lights belong to... ...DJ 3000'.  Once he finishes booting up,

Request Line: …And Then They Kissed Me

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are...wait, it turns out the lights are actually on this week.  DJ 3000' is up and running... …as he converses with Hunter Renfrow, who is awake and alert. DJ 3000′: ...SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. THEY ARE DELAYING THE PROM UNTIL AFTER

Request Line: Exhaustion

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are...wait, it turns out the lights are actually on this week.  Though, as usual, it remains completely silent.  DJ 3000' boots up... …to see a familiar face lounging on the sofa, a textbook-shaped tome open in his lap. A soft snore indicates

Request Line: NFC West

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY All the lights in the studio are off, and it is completely silent.  DJ 3000' boots up... …and loads his status file. He glances around the empty studio and sighs.  DJ 3000′: ONE MORE WEEK UNTIL HUNTER IS BACK FROM LONDON... Suddenly... --- [door flies open] ---   DJ 3000′: Wow! It's Kurt

Request Line: Take It to the Bridge!

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are...wait, it turns out the lights are actually on this week.  Though, as usual, it remains completely silent.  DJ 3000' boots up... …to realize that the studio is empty. DJ 3000′: HEY...WHERE'D HE GO? Via an impressive visualization [.mp4 file not found] we watch

Request Line: To Shreds, You Say

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are...wait, it turns out the lights are actually on this week.  Though, as usual, it remains completely silent.  DJ 3000' boots up... …to see a familiar face lounging on the sofa, a textbook open in his lap. A soft snore indicates that

Request Line: AFC East

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are...wait, it turns out the lights are actually on this week.  Though, as usual, it remains completely silent.  DJ 3000' boots up... …to see a familiar face lounging on the sofa, a textbook open in his lap.  DJ 3000′: HEY! I DIDN'T EXPECT

Request Line: Too Clever By Half

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are off in the studio, and it's completely silent.  The studio lights come on... …and in the hallway that leads to the studio a series of frantic footsteps can be heard.  HUNTER RENFROW: [tossing his bike helmet and backpack onto the couch and