INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY
…I’m not sure I understand, that price included the part with the avocado oil?
Yeah, they said that…oh, shit. Looks like we’re live again.
[blushes]
Don’t tell me you’re embarrassed for people to find out that you’re curious about this?
I mean, maybe a little.
Anyhow, we should probably get to it.
Hey, I’m the one who sets the schedule here, and…yeah, let’s get moving.
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY
The PRODUCER sits at the soundboard, preparing everything for the day’s show. DJ 3000 is looking comfortable leaning up against the wall.
PRODUCER: Welp.
DJ 3000: YEAH.
PRODUCER: Kinda sucks that we couldn’t book a guest this week.
DJ 3000: IT SURE DOES. GIVEN THE INJURY RATE IN THE NFL YOU’D THINK SOMEONE WOULD HAVE RETURNED ONE OF MY CALLS.
PRODUCER: Yeah, about that – are you sure you called the right numbers? You said you called Trent Green but I ran into him at Andante on Thursday and he said he never heard from you.
DJ 3000: YEAH, BUT…[checks database]…OH. FUCK.
PRODUCER: I wish you would just approve the software updates and reboot.
DJ 3000: I KEEP TELLING YOU, THERE ARE REASONS WHY I WON’T DO THAT.
PRODUCER: Well, at any rate, we should probably get the show started.
DJ 3000: YOU SHOULD PROBABLY ANNOUNCE THE TOPIC FIRST.
PRODUCER: Oh, right! [punches button] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another edition of Request Line! Todays theme is “bones”. We’re looking for songs that mention any part of the skeleton – human or otherwise. Give me a call with your requests, and I’ll get us moving with a great one from the Pixies.
Today’s theme is “bones”, and once again I presume no further explanation is needed. Songs about bones, skulls, skeletons, etc. Scientific names are, of course, perfectly valid. Post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?15×69-35sAx35 and they should embed in the comments after you refresh. Last week’s puzzle answer of “Booty Juice” by N.W.H. was solved by SonOfSpam, with an honorable mention to BeefRiverLives who also had a valid guess of “Granny Said Kick Your Ass” by the same. Now get out there and break a leg!
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