Request Line: When the Bullet Hits the Bone

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY

…I’m not sure I understand, that price included the part with the avocado oil?

Yeah, they said that…oh, shit.  Looks like we’re live again.

[blushes]

Don’t tell me you’re embarrassed for people to find out that you’re curious about this?

I mean, maybe a little.

Anyhow, we should probably get to it.

Hey, I’m the one who sets the schedule here, and…yeah, let’s get moving.

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY

The PRODUCER sits at the soundboard, preparing everything for the day’s show.  DJ 3000 is looking comfortable leaning up against the wall.

PRODUCER: Welp.

DJ 3000: YEAH.

PRODUCER: Kinda sucks that we couldn’t book a guest this week.

DJ 3000: IT SURE DOES.  GIVEN THE INJURY RATE IN THE NFL YOU’D THINK SOMEONE WOULD HAVE RETURNED ONE OF MY CALLS.

PRODUCER: Yeah, about that – are you sure you called the right numbers?  You said you called Trent Green but I ran into him at Andante on Thursday and he said he never heard from you.

DJ 3000: YEAH, BUT…[checks database]…OH. FUCK.

PRODUCER: I wish you would just approve the software updates and reboot.

DJ 3000: I KEEP TELLING YOU, THERE ARE REASONS WHY I WON’T DO THAT.

PRODUCER: Well, at any rate, we should probably get the show started.

DJ 3000: YOU SHOULD PROBABLY ANNOUNCE THE TOPIC FIRST.

PRODUCER: Oh, right! [punches button] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another edition of Request Line! Todays theme is “bones”.  We’re looking for songs that mention any part of the skeleton – human or otherwise.  Give me a call with your requests, and I’ll get us moving with a great one from the Pixies.

Today’s theme is “bones”, and once again I presume no further explanation is needed.  Songs about bones, skulls, skeletons, etc. Scientific names are, of course, perfectly valid.  Post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?15×69-35sAx35 and they should embed in the comments after you refresh.  Last week’s puzzle answer of “Booty Juice” by N.W.H. was solved by SonOfSpam, with an honorable mention to BeefRiverLives who also had a valid guess of “Granny Said Kick Your Ass” by the same.  Now get out there and break a leg!

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BeefReeferLives

Back from vacationland!

Is the puzzle song “Roll Them Bones” by Rush, with the lyrics:

“Stop throwing stones
The night has a thousand saxophones”??

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Aww fuck it

Gumbygirl
Gumbygirl
SonOfSpam

XTC made a song that shoulda been Boingo’s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fj4I4sWtyEI&ab_channel=egidiosabbadini

SonOfSpam
scotchnaut

[pushes glasses to prevent snowblindness up nose] Actually, this is The Hip song you should have referenced. smh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPJ2rcYQC88&ab_channel=TheTragicallyHipVEVO

SonOfSpam

That’s just oubnouixous

SonOfSpam

How rare is it for Tom Jones to appear in these posts?

It’s not unusual.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_cJ3TLIMGU&ab_channel=GotYouFish

SonOfSpam

Puzzle song? I was told there would be no math.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2NdDyU-MM4&ab_channel=MetalBladeRecords

SonOfSpam

Great song, better voice, best cape. All in a self-contained double shot?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJyPvX83-bE&ab_channel=BeachLifeFestival

SonOfSpam

Dammit, this shoulda been my first pick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff96KTmvwZI&ab_channel=tekka018

Brick Meathook
SonOfSpam

DAMMIT

Whatever, good song.

SonOfSpam
DJ TAJ
yeah right

And this was just sitting right there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epHneMeLyis

SonOfSpam

You know those bones that are like…double bones?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uwo05U8CNQA&ab_channel=pjvideoguy

scotchnaut

Here’s Boney M. singing a completely emotion-free version of No Woman, No Cry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nUQPhq8-Co&ab_channel=BoneyMVEVO

scotchnaut

Johnny Winters has a gal by the name of Bony Moronie. (her parents must have hated her to name her that)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzJ51nmLoZY&ab_channel=JohnnyWinter-Topic

Last edited 22 days ago by scotchnaut
scotchnaut

I have no excuses.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook
Gumbygirl
Gumbygirl
ArmedandHammered

Fuck yeah! Nothing better than cat whisker strings.

DJ TAJ
ArmedandHammered

Same name but totally different song I think –
https://youtu.be/6SaqTJlHeQs?si=NgjOLVRRG_0ztUdf

DJ TAJ

Going with the original although the cover is pretty tasty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbtwiTkDIpw

DJ TAJ

Time for your weekly Overkill. Killer bass line in this track

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHJEmwW2Vf8

DJ TAJ

Greetings all, Let’s rock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwu6epsjGhI

scotchnaut

I think they made only one good album but many disagree.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP4I_kHmC-Q&ab_channel=BrahiamGarciaFlores

Brick Meathook
scotchnaut

Goo is Poo.

Brick Meathook
DJ TAJ

Definitely want some of that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYy6uIf8Ido

Brick Meathook
2Pack

Thanks, delayed puzzle claim?

scotchnaut

Is this the first time Grandpa Jones from Hee Haw has appeared? I say, “Yes”.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5mIB0HRVIg&ab_channel=RanchRadio

Brocky

Technically, the jaws are part of your bones

https://youtu.be/BX3bN5YeiQs?si=oqnpADPjvV9Gn7KZ

Brocky

Not a song, but I’m including it

https://youtu.be/UDSfJaVC0KY?si=pfH1rRhXQOIK_QjV

LemonJello

First one I thought of. Well played, sir.

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Brocky

That’s #2!

Brocky

I always think of this version

https://youtu.be/f5FxRGhUv30?si=JZ_xm4kgIdv39sur

Brocky

Okay, this can’t be the same as Blair witching, we’re getting a delayed reaction

scotchnaut
Brocky

Took 15 minutes

scotchnaut

Gonna cover off a whole lotta bones right here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVoPG9HtYF8&ab_channel=WeirdoVideo