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Under The Moosemas Tree (A HRTN Holiday Special, Part 3)

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Beastmode Ate My Baby - December 18, 2015December 18, 2015
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Narrator: Welcome back to the Under the Moosemas Tree Holiday Special, brought to you by Vodka. When in doubt, pick Vodka. The scene: The DFO clubhouse. While WCS and Sill Bimmons hang lights on the Moosemas tree, Future Moose and Doktor Zymm lean Darkest Timeline Zach Morris, who is still under

Under The Moosemas Tree (A HRTN Holiday Special, Part 2)

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Beastmode Ate My Baby - December 11, 2015December 11, 2015
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Narrator: Welcome back to the Under the Moosemas Tree Holiday Special, brought to you by Beer. Remember, for all your holiday needs, there's Beer. The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where Darkest Timeline Zach Morris is finishing stacking up boxes of cookies against a wall. DTZM: Well, that's the last

Under The Moosemas Tree (A HRTN Holiday Special, Part 1)

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Beastmode Ate My Baby - December 4, 2015December 3, 2015
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Narrator: The Under the Moosemas Tree Holiday Special was filmed before a live studio audience. The scene: The DFO clubhouse. Future Moose is sitting alone on the couch, looking forlorn. [DOOR FLIES OPEN] Darkest Timeline Zach Morris enters, hauling in the top half of a huge holiday tree. DTZM: Hey, Moose! Want

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