[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN' BACK, BITCHES! The mother-fuckin' USFL is back!!! Wait, fuck, apparently that's the XFL. Who the fuck knows anymore. Look, you're kidding yourself if you think you can remember the difference