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Your “I Never Had The Plague…” Thursday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - June 10, 2021June 10, 2021
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NFL Notes: Another day, another DUI - Cleveland Browns chief of staff Callie Brownson has been suspended by the team after being charged with drunken driving. Brownson was charged with drunken driving on May 27 in Brunswick, Ohio. She reportedly was driving 55 mph in a 35 mph zone when

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Beerguyrob - June 8, 2021June 8, 2021
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NFL Noise: As expected, Britt Reid pleaded not guilty at his formal arraignment hearing on Monday. He was charged with driving while intoxicated causing serious physical injury. He was driving about 84 mph shortly before the collision, according to the onboard computer, and had a blood alcohol level of 0.113

Your “Shoulda Been You, Brady” Monday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - April 12, 2021April 12, 2021
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New week; new server. Let's see how it goes. NFL Nuggets: Julian Edelman packed it in today, minutes after his release by the Patriots. He failed a physical on his knee, and didn't want to bother trying to sign somewhere else and having to learn, say, the Bengals Way, But it

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