David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 6: The Healing Power of Death

The Maestro - February 10, 2022February 10, 2022

Good morning. We're four days from the Super Bowl! We're also five days away from my favorite day on the calendar: the day the bodies start piling up in my office again. The, uh, alive ones, that is. Yes. Alive. Let's go with that. I don't deal with the dead

David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 2: How Yoga Is Rotting Your Brain

The Maestro - January 13, 2022January 13, 2022

Good morning! Thank you for stopping by for your weekly checkup with me. I trust you've paid up front already? Good. I've got a lot of work to do to finish eating this bottle of Vicodin today, so why don't you grab a few for yourself and sit down with

David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 1: How to Become Immortal Through Using Mercury

The Maestro - January 6, 2022January 10, 2022

Hi, everybody! I’m Dr. David J. Chao. You may know me from Twitter as ProFootballDoc, where I give insight on potential player injuries as I watch game action in real time. You may also potentially know me for my scandal-filled years as the team doctor for the San Diego Chargers,

Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: C. L. Blood

The Maestro - April 15, 2021April 13, 2021

Welcome back to another exclusive sneak preview of the Hue Jackson School of Scam Artistry! The US is ripping through vaccines these days! It's been booming business at vaccine clinics across the country, and I've been seeing lineups around the block - even outside my own personal mobile clinic I've been