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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: I Am The M***** F****** Muffin man!

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yeah right - April 21, 2024April 19, 2024
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Good morning all! Welcome back to Sunday Gravy. It's draft week! A small sign of life in the seemingly never ending NFL offseason. We've also got your NHL and NBA playoffs rocking. It's a pretty full sports schedule we've got going these days. At the start of the season I had mentioned that we

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: A Very Special Two Part Breakfast Sandwich Challenge!

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yeah right - May 7, 2023May 4, 2023
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Hello hello everybody! Welcome! Come on in. Yeah it's a bit warm in here with the stove on but that's how I like it. That sunny weather shit I talked about before? Well fucking fuck. That went away and now we're in the dead middle of what us So-Cal folks call "June

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