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SonOfSpam - January 29, 2026January 29, 2026
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Good morning! In our haste to get to the weekend, we here at DFO forgot there was a "Thursday" and thus didn't plan any content. We regret the error, and the fact that the weekend is still many hours away. In order to get the discussion flowing, here are some topics for

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Senor Weaselo - March 4, 2021March 4, 2021
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Welcome back to the Beat! Last time out I did a dumb and thought HiJinx would upset Uppercut, and was rewarded with about a ten-second fight. How about the bracket this week? Well, the title might give things away. So, onto the fights! 14. Lock-Jaw vs. 19. Shatter!Lock-Jaw: 2-1 (W, KO

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