Request Line: Christmas-Adjacent

INT. CRAMPED OFFICE CUBICLE - DAY MICHAEL VICK sits uncomfortably in front of a desktop computer.  He is peering closely at the screen.  Pan over to show the image that he's looking at. MICHAEL VICK: Aw, she's all tuckered out.  Wait...Computer, pan up. DJ 3000: I HAVE A NAME, YOU KNOW. MICHAEL VICK: Shut

SURPRISE REQUEST LINE: Just Breathe

--- The scene: The DFO clubhouse, present day. The gang is seated around a large...table type arrangement that consists of the felt part of a pool table balanced on top of several stacks of cinderblocks.  A set of various markings from a craps table have been crudely drawn on its

Request Line: VisionQuest 2020 (Part 6) – College

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER is laying on his side on the couch, snoring heavily.  BLAKE BORTLES is still present, alternating between bustling around the office tidying things up and sitting morosely in an office chair, working his way through a tin of chewing tobacco. DJ 3000: Thanks for sticking

Request Line: VisionQuest 2020 (Part 4) – Canis Lupus

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - NIGHT The PRODUCER is sitting upright on the couch.  His eyes are red and very bloodshot, but he is seemingly alert.  DJ 3000's camera is slowly flashing as he watching him intently. DJ 3000: [internal monologue] I JUST WISH I COULD SEE WHAT HE'S SEEING. CUT TO: THE PRODUCER'S

Request Line: VisionQuest 2020 (Part 1)

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY/NIGHT NOT RELEVANT The PRODUCER is stumbling around the studio, bumping into assorted pieces of furniture and equipment.  He is rubbing and blinking his eyes - which are an alarming shade of pink - furiously.  A pair of one-gallon plastic cartons - one empty, one full -