The Ultimate Tom Brady Mixtape

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - March 5, 2021March 5, 2021

Welcome to the inaugural edition of the Ultimate Mixtape series. Thanks to everyone who contributed last week - enjoy! "Overture (from Tommy)" - The Who. "You Just Haven't Earned It Yet Baby" - Kirsty MacColl. Tom Attends the University of Michigan, where he is buried in the depth chart behind

Request Line: The Ultimate Mixtape Series

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - February 19, 2021February 19, 2021

Greetings! Doubtless you've arrived breathlessly anticipating a new season of Request Line after having spent the last two days in a state of blackout drunken euphoria upon learning of the death of Rush Limbaugh. I have some bad news. Not about Rush, no, I'm delighted to report that he's still

Request Line: Christmas-Adjacent

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - December 24, 2020December 24, 2020

INT. CRAMPED OFFICE CUBICLE - DAY MICHAEL VICK sits uncomfortably in front of a desktop computer. He is peering closely at the screen. Pan over to show the image that he's looking at. MICHAEL VICK: Aw, she's all tuckered out. Wait...Computer, pan up. DJ 3000: I HAVE A NAME, YOU KNOW. MICHAEL VICK: Shut

SURPRISE REQUEST LINE: Just Breathe

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - October 6, 2020October 6, 2020

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--- The scene: The DFO clubhouse, present day. The gang is seated around a large...table type arrangement that consists of the felt part of a pool table balanced on top of several stacks of cinderblocks. A set of various markings from a craps table have been crudely drawn on its

DFO Radio/Checking In: Unauthorized Covers/The Losers Investment Club

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - September 30, 2020September 30, 2020

INT. CONFERENCE ROOM – DAY A group of laptops are spread around a conference table, all facing each other. An intraday chart showing both $UPRO and $TMF is displayed via a projector. The sound of light snoring can be heard, though it is not clear which laptop it is emanating from. JOSH

Request Line: VisionQuest 2020 (Part 9) – Until We Meet Again

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - September 4, 2020July 15, 2022

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER is seated on the floor. A square piece of fabric is spread out in front of him. As we watch, he begins piling office items - a letter opener, some pens, a notepad - into the center of it. DJ 3000: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS

Request Line: VisionQuest 2020 (Part 8) – Law and Order

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - August 28, 2020July 15, 2022

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER sits in front of a control board, awake by clearly dazed. DJ 3000 is in his customary place against the wall. PRODUCER: A hangover this bad should be illegal. DJ 3000: I AM NOT SURE SOMEONE WHO TURNED A RADIO STATION INTO A MOONSHINE DISTILLERY SHOULD

Request Line: VisionQuest 2020 (Part 7) – Taking it Sleazy

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - August 21, 2020July 15, 2022

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER is stretched on his side on the floor, dozing. BLAKE BORTLES sits sprawled out on the couch, tossing a stress ball straight up in the air repeatedly. BLAKE BORTLES: [catching the ball] I don't know why the hell my idiot receivers make this look so

Request Line: VisionQuest 2020 (Part 6) – College

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - August 14, 2020July 15, 2022

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER is laying on his side on the couch, snoring heavily. BLAKE BORTLES is still present, alternating between bustling around the office tidying things up and sitting morosely in an office chair, working his way through a tin of chewing tobacco. DJ 3000: Thanks for sticking

Request Line: VisionQuest 2020 (Part 5) – All About Alliteration

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - August 7, 2020July 15, 2022

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO - VERY EARLY MORNING The PRODUCER sits on the floor, with his back up against the couch. He's unconscious and his breathing is shallow. The camera pans to the doorway, where a shadowy figure appears. --- [doorway flies open] --- DJ 3000: OH, GOOD, YOU MADE IT. THANKS FOR COMING. BLAKE

Request Line: VisionQuest 2020 (Part 4) – Canis Lupus

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - July 31, 2020July 15, 2022

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO - NIGHT The PRODUCER is sitting upright on the couch. His eyes are red and very bloodshot, but he is seemingly alert. DJ 3000's camera is slowly flashing as he watching him intently. DJ 3000: [internal monologue] I JUST WISH I COULD SEE WHAT HE'S SEEING. CUT TO: THE PRODUCER'S

Request Line: VisionQuest 2020 (Part 3) – Stick Them With The Pointy End

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - July 24, 2020July 15, 2022

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO – NIGHT The PRODUCER is splayed out on the couch, drenched in sweat, after having spent the last two hours dancing. PRODUCER: [mopping his brow] Wow, that was kind of fun. DJ 3000: YES, AND IT DID A GOOD JOB KEEPING YOUR METABOLISM ACTIVE. PRODUCER: Great! I...hey, why does it