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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Sous Vide Round Two – Now We’re Talking!

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yeah right - May 8, 2022May 7, 2022
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Good morning everyone and happy Mother's Day to you moms out there. Mother's Day to me is simply a reminder that yes, my mother is still dead so please don't ask me if I called my mom on Mother's Day, OK? Good. Of course I will wish both of my daughters a happy

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Cast Iron rib eye steak. Don’t ask for leftovers.

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yeah right - August 1, 2021July 31, 2021
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Well hello hello everyone! Been getting your fair share of watching the Olympics? I watch a bit more on the weekends since more of the coverage is actually live. That shit they do with the weeknight primetime is fucking horrible. Unless you are on full balls out radio silence, some media

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