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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Orient Express

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Sharkbait - December 2, 2022December 1, 2022
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Happy first Friday in December. I was having a conversation with Mrs. Sharkbait the other day, and we were trying to figure out a good analogy for this time of year. I mean, we're already in the 4th quarter, but have we hit garbage time status yet? We came to

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: A Punch Above

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Sharkbait - November 25, 2022November 25, 2022
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Happy Black Friday! The grand plan I had this week was to make a punch for Thanksgiving and then discuss it here. As good of an idea as that was, I didn't think through the whole "write a post after hosting a dinner for 14 people" thing. So apologies for

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Audience Participation

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Sharkbait - November 18, 2022November 18, 2022
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Hello and welcome to a different kind of cocktail of the week post. This week, I've got nothing to share with you since I've been under the weather recently. My head cold deteriorated since last week's tea based drink to the point where I'm just regaining my voice. So, with

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Sick In The Head

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Sharkbait - November 11, 2022November 11, 2022
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Happy Friday, as well as Remembrance/Veterans/Armistice day. I've finally caught was was going around. Not COVID thankfully, but whatever head cold/cough that has been bothering Mrs. Sharkbait and Sharkette the last two weeks finally sunk it's teeth in me. It's a less than ideal situation to be in when it hurts

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Substitutions

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Sharkbait - November 4, 2022November 3, 2022
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Happy Friday one and all. This week I'm keeping it simple, but also taking a bit of a risk. In honor of the trip to New York City I'm taking this weekend, I wanted to make this Manhattan variant called the Just For Mary. The risk comes from the ingredient

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: The Long Weekend 1

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Sharkbait - October 28, 2022October 28, 2022
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Happy Friday! This is the first of two back to back long weekends I have, and I fully intend on enjoying every minute of them. As I've mentioned before here, I enjoy looking for seasonal drinks, and once again this week was no exception. Though I'm not sure how "seasonal"

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: High Spirits

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Sharkbait - October 21, 2022October 21, 2022
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Hello and happy Friday once again. This week, I'm finally leaning into the season and I'm making something spooky! I'm making the Green Ghost. Then again, how spooky can a drink can be when one of the ingredients is made by Carthusian Monks? I suppose isn't very spooky now isn't

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Yacht or Not?

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Sharkbait - October 14, 2022October 14, 2022
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Hello, and happy short week Friday! I originally had something sort of seasonal planned for this spot. However a busier than normal week meant that breaking out specialized tools for beverage making wasn't going to be a thing unfortunately. Maybe I can get to it next week while the seasonal

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Falling Into The Season

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Sharkbait - October 7, 2022October 7, 2022
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Happy long holiday weekend! Monday is indigenous People's Day in the US. Re-named because Columbus was a giant piece of shit As well as Canadian Thanksgiving. So happy Thanksgiving to our friends up north. For this week, now that I'm back to 100% health wise,  I wanted to get into the

Sharkbait’s Cocktail Of The Week: The Fog

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Sharkbait - September 30, 2022September 30, 2022
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Apologies up front for the length of this week's post. I've been battling a head cold for the last few days, and senses of smell and taste have been negatively affected over the course of that span. Thankfully it is confirmed NAWT COVID, so that keeps my active streak alive! Whenever

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