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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Mule Time

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Sharkbait - September 6, 2019September 6, 2019
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Happy week 1 everybody! Football is finally back...barely. Hopefully this week's cocktail will help wash out the suck that was Thursday Night Football. Luckily, this week's cocktail is extremely easy to make. No shaking necessary (of which, is a huge plus for me right now). Let's mix up a Moscow

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: The Scofflaw

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Sharkbait - August 30, 2019August 30, 2019
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Happy Friday everyone. Hopefully your Friday is going better than mine. By the time this posts, I'll be recuperating from shoulder surgery, related to the dislocation I've mentioned over the past few weeks. However, that will in no way, shape or form keep me from mixing tasty beverages. I'm sneaking

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Spicy Drinks II: Electric Boogaloo

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Sharkbait - August 23, 2019August 23, 2019
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Happy almost weekend everyone. When looking for inspiration this week, I didn't have to look very far. I had some leftover jalapeño and basil from a dinner I made, and didn't want those fresh ingredients to go to waste. So, I hit the internets to see what I could find

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Beerfest!

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Sharkbait - August 16, 2019August 16, 2019
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Hey everyone, happy Friday. The shoulder is doing well, thanks for asking. You didn't? Well then, that's just rude. Unfortunately, I'm in a sling, which makes shaking drinks a little difficult, so I was forced to go in a different direction with the cocktail making. This week, I'm making some

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Pass Me The Painkillers

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Sharkbait - August 9, 2019August 9, 2019
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Well, I've done it again. For the third time playing hockey, I've dislocated my shoulder. Which, oddly enough makes mixing (shaking) drinks extremely difficult. However, the bar is still open, and drinks must be consumed. With a sling on my shoulder, I think I need a painkiller. Recipe courtesy of

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Gimlet Anyone?

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Sharkbait - August 2, 2019August 1, 2019
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Welcome back. After last week's Frankenstein cocktail, I decided to go back to normal, and mix a classic. Still staying with gin, I'm making Gimlets. It's about as easy as a drink can be, or at least I assumed as much. Three simple ingredients right? How much deviation can there

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: The Margatini?

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Sharkbait - July 26, 2019July 25, 2019
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Happy Friday everyone. This week's drink is a request from my friend who lurks here occasionally. He suggested the Presidente previously so I was eager to try his latest suggestion. The drink he wanted me to try is called the Margatini. Based on the name alone I'm curious as to

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: The Corpse Reviver

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Sharkbait - July 19, 2019July 19, 2019
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Welcome back and happy Friday drinkers. After a week of traveling, I'm finally back mixing drinks at my home bar. I did bring back a couple new additions to my drinking arsenal: Port Askaig 8, a Single Malt from Islay; and Brighton Gin, a small batch gin from Brighton. I'll

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week, On the Road: The DIY In-Flight Cocktail

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Sharkbait - July 12, 2019July 12, 2019
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I do not like to fly. However, I will not let that stop me from going places (hence last week's update from Brighton in the UK). At the time of this writing, I'm 36,000 feet above the North Atlantic, en route back home after a week in England. What does

Sharkbait’s Cocktial of the Week, On The Road: Pimm’s Cup

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Sharkbait - July 5, 2019July 4, 2019
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Greetings, and happy belated 4th of July to our American friends, and happy Friday to the Canadians among us. This week I'm reporting in from Brighton, England. Mrs. Sharkbait and I decided to go off on a last vacation before we start preparing for baby shark (Stop). We chose this

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