That's some garbage newspaper-level punning right there! There's a ton of fantastic sports action going on right now for a guy that may have skipped work to get day-drunk. Here's what's on tap/currently tapping- Badminton, Basketball, Beach Volleyball, Boxing, Canoe/Kayak, Cycling, Diving, Equestrian, Gymnastics, Handball, Field Hockey, [takes a deep breath] Sailing,