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Your “Mess With The Bull, You Get The Horns” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - January 21, 2020January 21, 2020
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NFL Nuggets: The NFL will be experimenting with new rules at the Pro Bowl: Kickoffs after field goals or converts. A modified CFL rule, whereby the kicking team can then Give the opposing team the ball back on that team's 25-yard line to start their series; or An 'onside kick'

Your “Poor, Poor Pitiful Me” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - January 8, 2020January 8, 2020
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NFL Nuggets: In a long, rambling, delusional & highly self-serving Instagram post, Dreamboat says he'll be playing in 2020. For example: "In both life and football, failure is inevitable. You don't always win. You can, however, learn from that failure, pick yourself up with great enthusiasm, and place yourself in the

Your “Now, Let’s Not Get Too Bitchy, Fellas” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - May 2, 2018May 2, 2018
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NFL Notes: And it begins: Cowboys vice president of player personnel Will McClay gave his opinion on why the Cowboys released Dez Bryant, which will definitely never come back to haunt him: "The (inability) to win one-on-one, to win downfield. There was inconsistency as well as some huge things in his

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