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Slouching Towards Passaic: A Giants Preview (with bonus game thread that will illustrate many points!)

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scotchnaut - August 21, 2025August 21, 2025
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Before I get into the meat of the preview I would like to say that anything positive typed below should be offset by the fact that the schedule begins with Commies, Cowboys, Chiefs, Chargers, Saints, Eagles, Broncos and Eagles again. General Outlook: I'm just so glad that Saquon and Dimes have been

Your “Post-London, All-American Centric” Batch of Early Afternoon NFL Games Open Thread

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scotchnaut - September 24, 2017September 24, 2017
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That's one game under our respective onion belts. Let's have more of this shall we? TO THE GAMES! DEN/BUF: If the Broncs can shut down the Zeke-ster they shouldn't have a problem with the Real McCoy should they? Fans of Denver worry about this being a 'trap game' but I don't

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