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HRTN Special: The Boys of Summer (Part Three)

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Beastmode Ate My Baby - August 28, 2020August 25, 2020
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The scene: The clear skies over the Pacific Ocean, where a vintage DC-3 twin engine airplane flies a scant 500 feet or so above the blue waters. Stoner Pilot: It’s easy flying from here, man. Like, we’re gonna unload all that Hawaiian grass and be on E-Z street. Stoner Co-Pilot: Oh,

HRTN Special: The Boys of Summer (Part Two)

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Beastmode Ate My Baby - August 21, 2020August 21, 2020
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The scene: A lush tropical paradise! Actually a clearing in the midst of the tropical lushness, with a corrugated steel hut, a hastily-constructed workbench, a still and The Maestro. The Maestro is currently hard at work on the still, since failure to do so might well result in an unhappy

HRTN Special: The Boys of Summer (Part One)

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Beastmode Ate My Baby - August 14, 2020August 12, 2020
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The scene: A pleasant beach. The surf is quietly rolling in, seagulls can be heard in the distance, and a gentle breeze moves the palm fronds to and fro. And in the midst of this pleasant scene sits Satan. He’s stretched out on a folding beach chair, sipping from a

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