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Commentist Beer Barrel: Coffeebeernerdness Reloaded

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makeitsnowondem - July 24, 2016July 24, 2016
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It's another hot one. We're slated for a high of 102 here in Austin, and as longtime readers of the Beer Barrel will know, when the weather gets hot, I switch to lighter, crisper beers. Sorry, that's wrong. That's the exact opposite of what happens. You'll have to excuse me. I've

Your “My Dinero is on Belgique” Early Morning Open Thread

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scotchnaut - June 18, 2016
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Do you like watching the Euros? You do? We have something in common, you and I. So plop yerself down, enjoy the match and type whatever is on your mind.

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