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2026 Oscars, Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.

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Don T - March 15, 2026March 15, 2026
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Hola, hola. I’m so glad to be here, among many film buffs and fans in one of these… Let’s say, one of these Distraction OasEs during peak offseason dread and blehs. There will be no fitbaw negativity here tonight. In fact, let me be the first one to extend, to

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