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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Sous Vide Round Two – Now We’re Talking!

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yeah right - May 8, 2022May 7, 2022
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Good morning everyone and happy Mother's Day to you moms out there. Mother's Day to me is simply a reminder that yes, my mother is still dead so please don't ask me if I called my mom on Mother's Day, OK? Good. Of course I will wish both of my daughters a happy

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Cast Iron rib eye steak. Don’t ask for leftovers.

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yeah right - August 1, 2021July 31, 2021
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Well hello hello everyone! Been getting your fair share of watching the Olympics? I watch a bit more on the weekends since more of the coverage is actually live. That shit they do with the weeknight primetime is fucking horrible. Unless you are on full balls out radio silence, some media

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Cast Iron Chicago Style Deep Dish Pizza

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yeah right - August 9, 2020August 8, 2020
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Hola fellow survivors! How is everyone holding up? There was a discussion in the top secret DFO headquarters a week or two ago, where I mentioned that right out of the goddamn blue I had an anxiety attack. No real reason. I guess going to work Monday through Friday in the middle

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Slow Roasted Gochujang Chicken!

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yeah right - June 14, 2020June 13, 2020
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Good morning all! Welcome back to Sunday Gravy. I was curious if you good folks who are on quarantine duty or just being smart and staying home have developed any structure or habits that you've enacted in order to maintain a modicum of sanity? Since I'm only stuck at home on weekends my

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Techniques! We Got ’em!

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yeah right - March 4, 2018March 2, 2018
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Good morning folks and Happy Oscars day. Make it Snow will be along a little later to get you geared up for DFOs annual Oscar coverage fiesta. I thought I would try something a little bit different today. Rather than give you a recipe verbatim I thought I would give you a

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