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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Keema? Aloo. Aloo? Keema.

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yeah right - May 19, 2024May 18, 2024
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Good Sunday morning everyone! We've reached Mid-May, the NFL schedule release has happened and we have entered the doldrums of the offseason. Sure, the NBA and NHL playoffs have been moderately entertaining (including 2 NBA game 7s today with that match up between the Wolves and Denver having serious potential) and

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: A Trip to Taiwan! San Bei Ji!

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yeah right - April 30, 2023April 29, 2023
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Well, hello there! Glad to see everyone back on the Sunday Gravy train. How did your NFL team do in the draft? That shitty huh? Well, fuck. Sorry about that. Just think, in a little over 4 months we are back to live-ass NFL awesomeness and then your team will suck and then you

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