The Underballing Issue

No, this isn’t a post about my significant other’s failure to cup the balls properly.  Much like the text messages on Tom Brady’s cellphone, that’s none of your business.  I’m just getting sick of everything Ballghazi-related getting spammed with Underball going into contortions to defend the Patriots.  I feel like some punitive action is necessary, even if just for my own amusement, and the Nat Turner extension is pretty much my only weapon, so it will mostly just be a fun way to amuse myself (and hopefully others) that he won’t even know about. What should I do?  Via the extension, I have the ability to change his username, modify his avatar, or do text replacement on any of his komments.  Suggestions?  Remember, this is entirely for my/our own entertainment; he won’t be able to see it (unless he installs the extension himself) and it won’t be visible to anyone who *isn’t* running the extension. Your thoughts?

ANOTHER UPDATE: Following Cuntler’s suggestions, here’s what I see.  It’s not practical for long-term purposes, but it does make me laugh, which was the whole point.

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Sill Bimmons

All the HERP that’s fit to DERP.

makeitsnowondem

Oh man, that’s fantastic. I wish I could put it on my work computer.

Cuntler

Can you change CBQUE’s avatar to a white dickbutt on a black background, and Underball’s avatar to a black dickbutt on a white background, and change CBQUE’s comments to ‘HERP, HERP, HERP…” and Underball’s comments to “DERP, DERP, DERP…”? I think that would be perfect.

montythisseemsstrangetome

It’s happening again, in the Protesters thread. I might need RTD’s secret code.

ballsofsteelandfury

Homer gif y’all, Homer gif
http://i.imgur.com/RVs6N.gif

WhyEaglesWhy

I’m kind of with Monty; the actual points he tries to make aren’t completely insane, just a bit biased. I mean, after all, 538 notwithstanding, I really don’t think the Patriots are actually getting a competitive advantage. They’re kind of like Wile E. Coyote; they ARE doing bad things, but to no discernable effect.

All that said, it’s all about tone, and his posts just drip with condescension while at the same time resorting to juvenile taunts. So fuck that guy.

WhyEaglesWhy

But yeah, CBQUE isn’t helping by getting down in the mud with him. If you argue with a horse, even if you win, you’re a guy arguing with a horse.

ballsofsteelandfury

I actually do think they got an advantage given the abnormally low fumble rate that’s been documented and debated everywhere. Regardless, their whole attitude of “it’s a stupid rule, we’re not going to follow it” is bad in the same way that white people can consume large amounts of illegal drugs without any repercussions but god forbid a black/brown person does! That dahkie is going straight to jail!

Old School Zero

That is totally funny.

montythisseemsstrangetome

Yeah, RTD, that screen shot is pretty funny.

ballsofsteelandfury

Since I almost never komment on the komputer, the extension doesn’t do much for me. However, I applaud the decision to use dickbutt. I suggest changing the text of his comments to “silent fart, deadly fart”

Old School Zero

Change his name to Budweiser and have every word turn into #UpForWhatever

Because that won’t get annoying.

Old School Zero

Just cut me in for at least a few percentage points. I have no qualms about selling out.

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

I honestly have not spent much time there lately (the morons are out in full force) but there’s nothing more annoying than an oblivious fan that defends his team from every perceived slight. It’s such a myopic view of the world to just believe that your team is always right, and never does anything wrong.

Why yes, I am a St. Louis Cardinals fan. Why do you ask?

Old School Zero

ENJOY YOUR SALTINE CRUST PIZZA SUCKER

sillbimmons

Leave him be.

Stupid is as stupid does, and holy shit is that boy stupid.

I, for one, welcome our Idiot Overlord.

If nothing else his shallow arguments and immediate devolution into ad hominem attacks allow for even more glorious, glorious Patsenfreude.

Sep

I’m used to his contrarian drivel, though, since I regularly hop over to FilmDrunk.

Sep

I’m just here so I don’t get dickbutt’ed.

montythisseemsstrangetome

A possibly unpopular opinion here, but Underball’s komments today on the PK article aren’t really all that bad. If CBQUE would quit engaging him it wouldn’t be too bad. I kind of just skip over the threads where the two of them go at it.

montythisseemsstrangetome

I have yet to find an occasion where “dickbutt” is not the appropriate response.