AMERICA IS THE BEST AT FOOTBALL!

USA! USA! USA!  America beat the defending champions in football 2 – 1!  What’s that?  Soccer?  And it doesn’t count?  They don’t get a championship belt, or trophy or anything?  What the fuck?  I hate the offseason.

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WhyEaglesWhy

I can’t believe something I’ve never heard of is the biggest business in a state. WTF is Taco John’s?

Sill Bimmons

I can’t believe Caterpillar is bigger than McDonald’s, but it is.

About twice as big.

sunrisensunrise

I am confused by Alabama. Saks? As in the high end department store? Weird.

Sill Bimmons
ballsofsteelandfury

Were the Germans hung over?

pickettschargeksk

ALLSUP’S! Ah, the memories. The mundane, gas-station-related memories.

Also, Dr. Pepper.

ballsofsteelandfury

Ever tried hot Dr. Pepper? Drunk like coffee or tea.

Got introduced to that in Arizona. Sounded crazy, but it’s good.

Sill Bimmons

I like my hot Dr. Pepper iced.

pickettschargeksk

I have not. I’ll…well, I’d say no way in hell, but I love Dr. Pepper and refuse to rule out any potential way of enjoying it.

I am a big fan and occasional practitioner of pouring a pack of peanuts into a bottle of Dr. Pepper and enjoying it as a combined refreshment and snack when driving a long distance

brettfavrescolonoscopy

I know I’m late to the party, but this is highly relevant: http://youtu.be/qq9hNTUbtiE

Old School Zero

I thought this was going to be a rebuttal to the CFL article this morning.