I don’t know about you but I tend to not get a lot of things done on Sundays. If it can be tackled before 1 pm, sure, I’ll do it but come 12:45 I’m comfortably hidden away in my own private Idaho (downstairs) where very little can touch me. Oh yes, the kids or wifey or even the dog may drop by for a brief hello/scratching but that’s it. They all actively chose to not like football and now they must roost in the nest that they have built for themselves. Some call this selfish, boorish behavior but I’ve never really taken anything my Mother-in-law says to heart. On To The Games Game! (that was awkward)
Green Bay at Pittsburgh: A number of folks expect the Pack to reach the Super Bowl this year because, well, crap!, they’ve got quite a number of pieces in place. Secondary is a bit of a concern but they drafted some Randall kid that has some talent and we’ll see him for the first time today. Secondary is a problem for them the way a millionaire (say Aaron Rodgers) is concerned about the scratch on his latest addition to his car collection. But let’s face it, the QB spot is ridiculous, Lacy is a bulldozer with speed and there is depth at the WR spot if Davante Adams progresses the way I know he will. The D-line and ‘backers are above average and…screw this. They will be going places this year. They are favoured by 2.5.
Just like Green Bay’s first team offense I don’t imagine we’ll see Ben And The Gang for very long. I’d venture to say that they are nearly as deep as their opponents today so why play with the merchandise for any longer than absolutely necessary? Issues exist on the other side of the ball though. They said goodbye to a DC that when calling out Tom Coughlin said, “that young upstart whipper snapper couldn’t hold my britches fer near a quarter shadow on my sun dial”. Old people, right? Some Butler guy is going to remake the D from Lebeau’s “Giving Sieve” to a Cover 2 of some sort. The big problem as I see it with regards to that D is when the offense goes to three wide receivers. That third guy is always going to be open. Polomalu and Taylor are gone but Boykin was signed over from the Eagles and he may act as a salve on the gaping, suppurating wound that is the Steelers D.
SHARKNADOSACK
yus
Sharknado, sharknado, can you do the Fandango?
Going forward, that is totally his name.
So, are we going to have the golden shower 50 yard line all season?
How secure is #25’s roster spot? Did he just derp his way out of a job?
Well, they traded for him, so….
Just came over in a trade with Philly.
Not going anywhere.
DUMBASS
If you could hack all TV screens, what would you show?
You want my porn or non porn answer?
The RLM AOTC Review:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfBhi6qqFLA
YouTube no worky no more?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfBhi6qqFLA
You have to use the embed code now.
Slower and stupider please.
A computer screen showing the Max Headroom hack of that tv station back in 1987 because I’m all about breaking the 14th wall.
Ask not for whom the bell Tolziens.
It Tolziens for thee.
Can a team skip the preseason, forfeit them all and go to the Regular Season healthy? Is that option on the table?
BANG BANG Roger’s Ginger Hammer would come down upon their heads.
If I was a coach, I would totally do that. Fuck the Ginger Hammer right in the ass!
Has Deebo bludgeoned anyone to death with little league participation trophies yet.
Just Aaron Rodgers in the end zone.
BE GOOD SHARKNADO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE BE GOOD
I DIDN’T SAY TAKE OUT TUITT’S KNEE
I’m surprised Johnny Depp is playing a non fop again.
He’s got to do something to salvage his career after Transcendence.
Prediction: Super Bowl 50 will be decided on a two-point defensive conversion.
That new extra point rule is going to be awesome in January.
9-8 Stillers.
There’s going to be some weird final scores this year, aren’t there?
YEAH WHEAT
Do any of you know anything about BlurpStart?
No.
Looking for Shopkins info here.
HARFDOWN
I wonder how long his Harfness laughed at Ha Ha Clinton Dix’s name.
Apparently the Green Bay Don’t-Hit jersey color in practice is black with yellow and white stripes on sleeves. That’s the only way I can explain why that pass rusher avoided Big Ben.
BE GOOD JARVIS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE BE GOOD
His mom wrote it on a note in his lunch.
Let’s hope he got the message.
http://thehayride.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/payton-do-your-job.jpg
Do Your Job > Cheaters Never Win
So does giving your kids a scratching bother you?
I came here, found out there was football on Sunday afternoon, and feverished googled to find where to watch it.
A CHRISTIAN news web site had a story about how the game was being streamed live, for free. I thought, “Christians must be on the up-and-up,” and clicked on the link.
Yeah, it was to a shady Euro sports betting site that has black market crap-quality feeds.
Took me a few minutes to configure my adblocker to work right, the site was so bad. Any Christians following that link are going to need to guzzle some holy water.
Aw, hell.
I would rather sand my eyeballs out of my head than watch Do Your Job.
8-2? Who scored the two rouges?
Is this the open thread for those of us watching Phineas & Ferb with our kids?
Uh, no. This is the thread where we ignore our kids. Move along.
/kidding!
Do you know about Shopkins?
I do not, but it looks terrifying. Like webkins, but dropping the pretense that it’s not a money-vacuum for unsuspecting children.
Damn.
What information do you seek?
Raise your hand if you hate the preseason!
http://38.media.tumblr.com/9f87eb8c25aa0989918503b2f2f1a265/tumblr_inline_nos79tRjGO1tqql8l_500.gif
Preseason NFL is still better than MLB.
I’m thinking more along the lines of possibly losing your All-Pro center (Pouncey) or All-Pro wideout (Nelson) for any significant length of time in a meaningless exhibition
And Pouncey gets hurt. Splendid.
oh fuck no
Rad Todd didn’t have a play ready? HAH!
dri archer maor liek MEE archer smdh imho godlbess
dri i should of been an archer amirite
SAFETY DANCE
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/3136390/beavis-and-butt-head-dance-o.gif
http://i.imgur.com/RSFLI9a.gif
woo go deebo
Sacrifice Accepted.
You can change the website, but you can’t change the Safety Gods’ demands for a sacrifice!
I am afraid of you.
Um, thanks?
You called for a safety and then a safety happened. You’re obviously from the future and could, if you wanted to, wipe out my very existence. Of course I’m afraid of you.
What about you, brony guy?
Do you know anything about Shopkins?
No. A quick Google search and Wiki-walk didn’t help much.
Damn.
I need help with a thing.
The telemundo broadcast is far superior to the local air-rapists.
Steady.
That’s Im-Ho-Tep doing the color.
That punt is the first good thing that’s happened so far.
BE GOOD WHEATON FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE BE GOOD
How is he always open?
Magic beans?
Pushing off?
Toe-mate-o, Tah-Mah-toe.
Do any of you know about Shopkins?
The one good thing about them moving the extra point back is its causing a lot more two-point conversions and some odd, non-typical final scores.
The “8/8” block in the Super Bowl box is no longer a death sentence.
I maintain that there is no “I” in Dry.
fatdown. It’s preseason, my excitement is sitting out.
That was a little too easy.
/just like the Packer girls!
welp
gulp
Hah! Cobb didn’t know how wide open he was.
They sure look easy, being cheesy.
/I don’t know, it’s all I got, it’s too early.
I was going to say those are very, very Wisconsin women but that assumes that Coke cup is filled with beer.
Being familiar with girls like that from this area, I’m guessing it’s at least half SoCo.
/shudders from college memories of SoCo…
Eli was 4-14 last night!
Stillers now, Bucs later???