Afternoon Game Open Thread

I don’t know about you but I tend to not get a lot of things done on Sundays. If it can be tackled before 1 pm, sure, I’ll do it but come 12:45 I’m comfortably hidden away in my own private Idaho (downstairs) where very little can touch me. Oh yes, the kids or wifey or even the dog may drop by for a brief hello/scratching but that’s it. They all actively chose to not like football and now they must roost in the nest that they have built for themselves. Some call this selfish, boorish behavior but I’ve never really taken anything my Mother-in-law says to heart. On To The Games Game! (that was awkward)

Green Bay at Pittsburgh: A number of folks expect the Pack to reach the Super Bowl this year because, well, crap!, they’ve got quite a number of pieces in place. Secondary is a bit of a concern but they drafted some Randall kid that has some talent and we’ll see him for the first time today. Secondary is a problem for them the way a millionaire (say Aaron Rodgers) is concerned about the scratch on his latest addition to his car collection. But let’s face it, the QB spot is ridiculous, Lacy is a bulldozer with speed and there is depth at the WR spot if Davante Adams progresses the way I know he will. The D-line and ‘backers are above average and…screw this. They will be going places this year. They are favoured by 2.5.

Just like Green Bay’s first team offense I don’t imagine we’ll see Ben And The Gang for very long. I’d venture to say that they are nearly as deep as their opponents today so why play with the merchandise for any longer than absolutely necessary? Issues exist on the other side of the ball though. They said goodbye to a DC that when calling out Tom Coughlin said, “that young upstart whipper snapper couldn’t hold my britches fer near a quarter shadow on my sun dial”. Old people, right? Some Butler guy is going to remake the D from Lebeau’s “Giving Sieve” to a Cover 2 of some sort. The big problem as I see it with regards to that D is when the offense goes to three wide receivers. That third guy is always going to be open. Polomalu and Taylor are gone but Boykin was signed over from the Eagles and he may act as a salve on the gaping, suppurating wound that is the Steelers D.

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SHARKNADOSACK

Sill Bimmons

yus

ballsofsteelandfury

Going forward, that is totally his name.

ballsofsteelandfury

So, are we going to have the golden shower 50 yard line all season?

Redshirt

How secure is #25’s roster spot? Did he just derp his way out of a job?

ballsofsteelandfury

Well, they traded for him, so….

Sill Bimmons

Just came over in a trade with Philly.

Not going anywhere.

Sill Bimmons

DUMBASS

Redshirt

If you could hack all TV screens, what would you show?

His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

You want my porn or non porn answer?

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons
ballsofsteelandfury

You have to use the embed code now.

Sill Bimmons

Slower and stupider please.

Redshirt

Can a team skip the preseason, forfeit them all and go to the Regular Season healthy? Is that option on the table?

Sill Bimmons

BANG BANG Roger’s Ginger Hammer would come down upon their heads.

ballsofsteelandfury

If I was a coach, I would totally do that. Fuck the Ginger Hammer right in the ass!

Has Deebo bludgeoned anyone to death with little league participation trophies yet.

Sill Bimmons

Just Aaron Rodgers in the end zone.

Sill Bimmons

BE GOOD SHARKNADO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE BE GOOD

Sill Bimmons

I DIDN’T SAY TAKE OUT TUITT’S KNEE

I’m surprised Johnny Depp is playing a non fop again.

Sill Bimmons

He’s got to do something to salvage his career after Transcendence.

Redshirt

Prediction: Super Bowl 50 will be decided on a two-point defensive conversion.

Sill Bimmons

That new extra point rule is going to be awesome in January.

WCS

9-8 Stillers.

There’s going to be some weird final scores this year, aren’t there?

Sill Bimmons

YEAH WHEAT

Sill Bimmons

No.

Looking for Shopkins info here.

WCS

HARFDOWN

I wonder how long his Harfness laughed at Ha Ha Clinton Dix’s name.

Redshirt

Apparently the Green Bay Don’t-Hit jersey color in practice is black with yellow and white stripes on sleeves. That’s the only way I can explain why that pass rusher avoided Big Ben.

Sill Bimmons

BE GOOD JARVIS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE BE GOOD

WCS

His mom wrote it on a note in his lunch.

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Sill Bimmons

Let’s hope he got the message.

Redshirt

Do Your Job > Cheaters Never Win

Lothar of the Hill People

So does giving your kids a scratching bother you?

I came here, found out there was football on Sunday afternoon, and feverished googled to find where to watch it.

A CHRISTIAN news web site had a story about how the game was being streamed live, for free. I thought, “Christians must be on the up-and-up,” and clicked on the link.

Yeah, it was to a shady Euro sports betting site that has black market crap-quality feeds.

Took me a few minutes to configure my adblocker to work right, the site was so bad. Any Christians following that link are going to need to guzzle some holy water.

Redshirt

Aw, hell.

Sill Bimmons

I would rather sand my eyeballs out of my head than watch Do Your Job.

8-2? Who scored the two rouges?

montythisseemsstrangetome

Is this the open thread for those of us watching Phineas & Ferb with our kids?

Sill Bimmons

Do you know about Shopkins?

Shogun Marcus

I do not, but it looks terrifying. Like webkins, but dropping the pretense that it’s not a money-vacuum for unsuspecting children.

Sill Bimmons

Damn.

Shogun Marcus

What information do you seek?

Sill Bimmons
Lothar of the Hill People

Preseason NFL is still better than MLB.

Sill Bimmons

I’m thinking more along the lines of possibly losing your All-Pro center (Pouncey) or All-Pro wideout (Nelson) for any significant length of time in a meaningless exhibition

WCS

And Pouncey gets hurt. Splendid.

Sill Bimmons

oh fuck no

WCS

dri archer maor liek MEE archer smdh imho godlbess

Sill Bimmons

dri i should of been an archer amirite

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

woo go deebo

Shogun Marcus

Sacrifice Accepted.

Sill Bimmons

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Redshirt

You can change the website, but you can’t change the Safety Gods’ demands for a sacrifice!

Redshirt

Um, thanks?

Sill Bimmons

What about you, brony guy?

Do you know anything about Shopkins?

Redshirt

No. A quick Google search and Wiki-walk didn’t help much.

Sill Bimmons

Damn.

I need help with a thing.

Shogun Marcus

The telemundo broadcast is far superior to the local air-rapists.

Sill Bimmons

Steady.

That’s Im-Ho-Tep doing the color.

Sill Bimmons

That punt is the first good thing that’s happened so far.

Sill Bimmons

BE GOOD WHEATON FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE BE GOOD

Sill Bimmons

How is he always open?

Sill Bimmons

Pushing off?

Sill Bimmons

Do any of you know about Shopkins?

Redshirt

The one good thing about them moving the extra point back is its causing a lot more two-point conversions and some odd, non-typical final scores.

Sill Bimmons

The “8/8” block in the Super Bowl box is no longer a death sentence.

Shogun Marcus

fatdown. It’s preseason, my excitement is sitting out.

Sill Bimmons

welp

gulp

ThePirateSloth

They sure look easy, being cheesy.

/I don’t know, it’s all I got, it’s too early.

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I was going to say those are very, very Wisconsin women but that assumes that Coke cup is filled with beer.

Shogun Marcus

Being familiar with girls like that from this area, I’m guessing it’s at least half SoCo.

/shudders from college memories of SoCo…

Sill Bimmons

Stillers now, Bucs later???