COLLEGE FOOTBALL KICKOFF OPEN THREAD

Time for meaningful organized football again, at least at the college level.

These match-ups are probably the most worthwhile tonight:

1. North Carolina – South Carolina: COCKS!!!!!! Once again the FBS commences with Steve Spurrier growing increasingly frustrated on the sidelines.

2. Michigan – Utah: Crazy Harbs returns to the college scene with a tough game at Utah, a very respectable Pac-12 team. It will probably be a year or two until Crazy Harbs has Michigan into full-on Crazy-Harbs War Mode. But I will look forward to him sending Urban Meyer packages of anthrax-laced small dead animals during his tenure.

3. TCU – Minnesota: I really like TCU, I really hope the NCAA does not fuck them out of a playoff spot in place of a blue-blood.

LETS GO BLOOD EYES!!!!

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ballsofsteelandfury

Who’s staying up with me to watch Colorado-Hawaii?!?!?

ballsofsteelandfury
ballsofsteelandfury

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ballsofsteelandfury

Go suck a nut, Harbaugh!

blordinaryfagicmox
blordinaryfagicmox

Bunting on the edge? I like my bunting front and center
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blordinaryfagicmox
blordinaryfagicmox

Is Arizona playing? Doesnt matter:
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laserguru

Apart from the fact that nobody can tackle or throw a decent pass, this is just like real football.

Spur
Spur

Michigan’s D-Line is no joke so far. Let’s see if they can keep it up.

Spur
Spur

HE’S CLAPPING LIKE BRADY HOKE!!!!!!!!!!

Spur
Spur
Spur
Spur

Michigan running the 80s sweep play

Spur
Spur

TCU is gonna rape some gophers.

King Hippo

Betcha they run up the score something fierce this season. Maybe even hit 100 sometime.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Gig em.

King Hippo

Hee hee, Meeeeechigan has a guy named Jake Butt.

King Hippo

I’m too mad watching the Chickens derp all over the field. Gonna listen to Gus Johnson scream about Team Secular Big Love (hopefully) kicking the shit out of Harbs.

blordinaryfagicmox
blordinaryfagicmox

Batesy!

laserguru

North Carolina’s head coach looks like a raging cock pocket. They need to throw a few flags on these fucking prima Donnas.

King Hippo

I hope my envisioned “laugh at Harbaugh” time works out better than the first game has. Godfuckingdamnit.

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

Red Zone is free for everyone tonight!

WCS

Alright, because I’m a masochist, I’m off to watch the 14th-string Steelers bounce off the 5th stringer Panthers in person. Enjoy the Diet Football, ya fucknuts and ladies.

King Hippo

PharaohDOWN!!!!

sunrisesunrise

Watching this game via SkyCam on ESPN3. No announcers. It’s beautiful.

sunrisesunrise

No replays though. Only downfall so far.

WCS

Who knew Mitch Conner survived his suicide attempt, and grew up to be South Carolina’s new QB?

King Hippo

Spurrier’s new QB is goddamned awful.

sunrisesunrise

WCS

HAHHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK UNC

King Hippo

I wish I could like this a few hundred times. It’s the narrative equivalent of a Sweet Dee gif.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I don’t even think Jones is from Indiana.

King Hippo

I also like teh Kaylee.

King Hippo

Also, I agree. TCU is cool, and really got fucked over last season.

There’s hilarious shit tonight, too. Like Duke at Tulane, played before like 200-300 random winos who straggled in to get away from the humidity.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
King Hippo

We will be watching you with mild interest, ye hopeful junior varsity NFL interns!

King Hippo

FUCK CAROLINA!!!!

Oh, shit. I have to be more specific tonight.

FUCK BLUE CAROLINA!!!!!

sunrisesunrise

Utah and TCU. Both went to greener pastures. Waiting for Boise St. to do the same so that the MWC will dissolve and San Diego State will end up playing in the Big Sky or Pioneer League.

/Go Aztecs
//at least the new unis are cool https://twitter.com/GoAztecs/status/628613330349854720/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc^tfw

The Maestro

I’m actually excited to see how Michigan does this year. Think I’m gonna make the trek south of the border to catch a game or two live hopefully; my buddy’s doing his Ph.D in math there. Somehow, this means his IQ is equal to pretty much the entire city of Detroit added together.