Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Grand Final Preview

So, about the lack of AFL Beat the last two weeks….

The Finals Week Two games were, unfortunately for me, scheduled to start at 3:30 AM on Friday morning and Saturday morning which meant I was only able to watch the second half of the Friday morning game.  The Finals Week Three games were slightly better as they started around 1 AM, so I was actually able to watch some of them.  Work was crazy busy in between, so here we are.  I will try to make this as suspenseful as possible.

Yup, it’s actually the two best teams in the competition facing off against each other in a rematch of the Qualifying Final played in Finals Week 1 in which West Coast rolled over Hawthorn at home by 32.  Will the outcome be the same?  Will Hawthorn pull off the Three-Peat (fuck you Pat Riley!)?  READ ON!

Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat!

Let’s go back into the wayback machine and go over how we got here.  There were certainly some good games played, even if I was half asleep while trying to watch them.

Finals Week Two – US Friday Morning Semifinal – Hawthorn vs Adelaide

Having lost to West Coast in Finals Week One, Hawthorn took advantage of the second chance and thoroughly beat the Adelaide Crows at home by 74.  The Hawks took command of the game from the start and led throughout.  This is a great example of the pressure and teamwork that Hawthorn used to take over the game:

That’s not to say that there weren’t some great moments from the Crows.   Here, Patrick Dangerfield scores a goal from a ridiculous angle in what many expect was his last game for Adelaide:

Finals Week Two – US Saturday Morning Semifinal – Sydney vs North Melbourne

Sydney were also looking to take advantage of the second chance.  The problem, however, was that they were running thin due to injuries and the absence of Buddy Franklin due to mental illness issues. The Swans started the game off well, taking the early lead. The Kangaroos played well, however, and that, combined with the Swans’ lack of depth, added up to a semifinal loss for the #4 team in the regular season.   Here is reason #820 why the AFL is run better than the NFL.

No penalty called on either player.  Just a beautiful beastly crazy collision.

This was a beautiful goal by the Kangaroos to snuff out any hope the Swans had of catching up:

And so, North Melbourne (yay sunrisesunrise!) and Hawthorn moved on to the Preliminary finals.

Finals Week Three – US Thursday Late Night Preliminary Final – Fremantle vs Hawthorn

Hawthorn traveled to Perth to take on the regular season #1 and came away with a well-deserved 27 point victory.  Fremantle started the game strongly, as has been their pattern all season, but Hawthorn slowly and methodically started to play their game and exerted more and more pressure on the Dockers.  They quickly built the lead they would not relinquish and withstood a couple of challenges to advance to their fourth Grand Final in a row.   This early injury to Nat Fyfe doomed the Dockers as he gamely played on, but was not close to his usual effective form:

Here, Hawthorn cashes in after the siren on a free kick given due to the desperate trip by Fyfe:

Finals Week Three – US Friday Late Night Preliminary Final – West Coast vs North Melbourne

 

In a game that followed a similar pattern to the other Preliminary Final, North Melbourne got out to a nice lead against the host Eagles, but then West Coast took the momentum and started rolling on their way to a 25 point ticket to the Grand Final.  Here, Josh Kennedy sparks the Eagles’ comeback with a great mark, absorbs the hit, and converts the goal:

Now THAT is fucking football!  As always, fuck you, Goodell!

Here is a nice buildup and goal from West Coast’s Josh Hill:

Grand Final Preview

I really like how West Coast plays.  They beat the Hawks once in the playoffs this year, so they have proven they can do it on the big stage.

On the other hand, Hawthorn is chasing history, hoping to become only the sixth team in AFL history to win three championships in a row.  They have been there and done that.

I am not sure who will win, but I can guarantee you that the two best teams are fighting it out for the championship, which is really all a neutral fan can hope for.  The game will be broadcast in the US on Fox Soccer Plus, which sucks balls, but hopefully you all can find an Australian-friendly bar in your area that will show the game.  Game starts at 9:30 PM Pacific time.  If you only see one Footy game, this should be it.

I’ll be back next week with the last AFL Beat for the season with a recap of the Grand Final, a season review, and an offseason preview/lookahead to next year.  See you next week!

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Beerguyrob

Well, that was anticlimactic. Nice of the Eagles to play more like the ’93 Bills.

Six hours until rugby. Good night all; I’ll get the lights.

Beerguyrob

It is definitely the beer talking, but those Hawthorn unis look better than the Steelers’ alternates.

Beerguyrob

#33 for the Eagles with the Leon Lett, blowing the open score.

Beerguyrob

It must be nice to watch a sporting event inside the one Australian facility probably cleared of things that bite & kill.

Wakezilla

Holy Shit! They’re doing a “fastest man in the AFL” race during halftime. Why can’t the NFL do this during the Superbowl.

A N. Melbourne Kangas player named Majak won by a country mile. Good for him.

Senor Weaselo

Hell, maybe then people’ll watch the Pro Bowl. Wait, is there still a Pro Bowl?

sunrisesunrise

I can’t complain about the Roos loss. As an 8 seed, they weren’t even supposed to go as far as they did. That said, I hope West Coast takes the championship.

Wakezilla

Wayne Carey: #1 on the field and #1 at sleeping with his teammates’ wives.

Wakezilla

Welp, I don’t think the WCE is coming back when they’re trailing by 31.

Mike Tomlin should sign #31 on Hawthorn to replace Scobee Snacks

Wakezilla

Correction, I meant Hodge, who is #15.

Wakezilla

#2 ON WEST COAST EAGLES, I CALL HIM CHRIS CONTE BECAUSE HE JUST LET HIS MAN BLOW RIGHT BY HIM AT A CRUCIAL TIME, ALLOWING HAWTHORN BUILD A RATHER LARGE LEAD BEFORE THE END OF THE QUARTER.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It would not seem so, but as Aussies know; a shark CAN get a ‘Well, this is awkward.’ look on their face.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/777a959fff36d042f7c926c76c7bf1e3/tumblr_nq4wfpWjYy1rc7zl1o1_r1_400.gif

Wakezilla

The ref throwing the ball back into play is needlessly complicated

Wakezilla

Random observation based on this one game: 27 on WCE seems to be the Gronk of this league. He’s big, lumbering and has some really good hands. He’s also pretty physical. . .

Of course, both are prown to making stupid mistakes, which 27 just did.

Wakezilla

Damnit, where’s the edit button!

Wakezilla

It’s too bad we can’t get PFTC to watch this game. There’s so much grit and intelligence on the field. Just a bunch of old stock Aussies playing the game the way it should be played, folks. . . Except for #10, who’s clearly a glory boy.

Wakezilla

#27 on WCE with a sick catch.

Too bad he only got 2 points for slightly missing. I guess he’s only mildly better than Scobee Doo.

Wakezilla

Holy shit, 7 commentators calling the match? I’m not sure if that’s really smart because you can block out the Phil Simms and Jon Grudens of the group, or the potential of developing schizophrenia with all the voices and urge to commit suicide if they are all like Simms, Gruden, Collinsworth, Aikman, Buck, etc.

Senor Weaselo

Hey guys, just got home. What channel is this on and why isn’t it FS1?

Wakezilla

Well, if you get TSN 2, you can tune in there. If it’s on TSN, you can probably watch this on ESPN 2 or something.

Senor Weaselo

I wish. I’m getting UConn vs. BYU. Gooooo Stormin’ Mormons!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Wakezilla

At least it’s easily streamable. As in, I don’t even think you have to go on a naughty site to watch it.

Wakezilla

Seeing how the season is about to end, the Steelers should sign the best kicker between these two teams. #3 on West Coast Eagles is 1/1, so, he’s already better than Scobee.

Wakezilla

Right before the break, they said the big bounce was coming up next. I had no idea they were talking about the national anthem singer, Kate Ceberano. Very MILFY.

Wakezilla

Kate Ceberano maybe 48, but her tits look barely legal.

Old School Zero

I legally bought weed tonight (it just became legal to buy recreational marijuana leaves at medical dispensaries in Oregon). I’m gonna roll my first legal joint and watch Apocalypse Now.

Wakezilla

Brian Adams is opening the Final? Couldn’t they get Silverchair to open?*

I’ve been to Australia twice and both times I went, Brian Adams was holding a concert there. As a Canadian, I found that to be “funny.” #Coolstorybro

*Didn’t bother mentioning AC/DC because they’re on tour.

Wakezilla

I wish I was. Funny story, whenever the BC Lions have a lead (which is like never) in the 4th, they’ll fire up the Summer of 69 to get the crowd going.

sunrisesunrise

You’re not in Oz. How were you supposed to understand their schedule making?

Beerguyrob

Going straight for the fudge and skipping the milk, milk and lemonade I see…

MikeWallaceAndGromit

WEST COAST BEST COAST! Gooooo..Eagles? Is that one the Eagle?